Hey you guys, I just wanted to let everybody know that I finished Chapter 1. It's not a very long chapter...It's only 5 pages. But it's still pretty good for a first chapter. I figure I'll make the second one a little longer and do it like a gradually longer kinda thing.
Basically, the first chapter tells the basics about who I am. A little bit about what I believe. It also talks a little about burning and it explains the Butterfly Project. It also introduces the characters Spencer, Kristen, Uriel "Urey", and Sloan. I've told you guys this I think, but I'm gonna say it again: Kristen is Twitch, Urey is Nick, Sloan is Ivey, and Spencer is Sami.
It doesn't go very far into detail being that Sloan and Urey get seperate books. Also, "Spencer" doesn't know I'm writing a book yet, but I'm not gonna go too far into detail (I'm not gonna say anything that she would want to keep private) but I DID say that you'd have to know my story in order to know hers. What I meant by that is that you'd have to know what me and Nick went through. And I'm gonna tell about that in the book. I'm gonna tell everything.
I don't wanna say too much in this because the point is to summarize, not to give it all away. But, yeah, I introduced those characters. As far as Kristen is concerned, Twitch knows about my book, she knows she's in it, she knows she's one of my bestest friends in the book (haha) and she knows her false name. Here's the deal: I'm not sure how much I'll be able to tell about her personal life. She's gonna read Chapter 1 next weekend when she comes over. I'll talk to her about it then and see how far into details I can get. I really hope she lets me tell the whole story.
The purpose of me writing these books is this (I have 3 reasons):
(1) It's theraputic for me
(2) There are people out there who've been through what I'm going through, what my "characters" have gone through, or are currently going through worse, so that they can know someone understands or that they are not alone, that should be theraputic for them as well.
(3) Let's face it. All thick books are either boring, redundant, or unrealistic, and most movies are either chick flicks, horror films, or guy flicks (lots of sex and shit blowing up). These books are about something real...something that society doesn't want to think about. Doesn't want to acknowledge. This is something that will make you laugh, make you cry, piss you off, or just take a step back to look at yourself. Something that might inspire you. Something that will make you see the truth in things. Something that will make you think.
I'm not gonna use a lot of really big words to make it seem like I'm smarter than you or make you feel dumb. I might, however, use a few because they paint the picture a bit better. But so everyone is clear, I will be using a thesaurus. You guys know how inarticulate I am.
Okay, well I gotta pee, then I gotta do my chores, then I gotta do Latin and The Iliad (I'll do the Iliad first since I've already got my blog pulled up) so peace peeps!!
P.S.
Enjoy this picture of...whatever I pick.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
MY Version of the Ilad (Book 3)
Okay, so this is my summary of Book 2:
Nestor had a Dream sent by Zeus to make him think that his side, the Achaeans, would do well in the war. He told the whole council about his Dream and they took it to heart. They decided to prep the armies for battle. What they didn't know was that Zeus had promised Thetis that he would pin their backs against the wall until they admitted that they needed Achilles.
Then they found out that the Dream was a lie (Zeus') and they wanted to run home. But Hera freaked out and told Athena to go stop it so Athena went to Odysseus and had him stop them all from leaving. But some guy was there saying horrible things about their king, Agamemnon. This guy's name was Thersites. And he was taunting Agamemnon. So Odysseus beat the crap out of him.
For some reason, the people who were in charge (Nestor, Agamemnon, and Odysseus) were really mean to their troops...which is weird because Odysseus is usually nice to them...I think they were intending reverse psychology so that the troops would stay instead of trying to go home.
After that, it just lists the different groups and different leaders for both the Trojans and the Achaeans.
Any questions? No? Good. If you said yes, I'll kill you :)
So now we're starting Book 3: Helen Reviews the Champions
BUT not until tomorrow.
Nestor had a Dream sent by Zeus to make him think that his side, the Achaeans, would do well in the war. He told the whole council about his Dream and they took it to heart. They decided to prep the armies for battle. What they didn't know was that Zeus had promised Thetis that he would pin their backs against the wall until they admitted that they needed Achilles.
Then they found out that the Dream was a lie (Zeus') and they wanted to run home. But Hera freaked out and told Athena to go stop it so Athena went to Odysseus and had him stop them all from leaving. But some guy was there saying horrible things about their king, Agamemnon. This guy's name was Thersites. And he was taunting Agamemnon. So Odysseus beat the crap out of him.
For some reason, the people who were in charge (Nestor, Agamemnon, and Odysseus) were really mean to their troops...which is weird because Odysseus is usually nice to them...I think they were intending reverse psychology so that the troops would stay instead of trying to go home.
After that, it just lists the different groups and different leaders for both the Trojans and the Achaeans.
Any questions? No? Good. If you said yes, I'll kill you :)
So now we're starting Book 3: Helen Reviews the Champions
BUT not until tomorrow.
MY Version of the Ilad (Book 2) cont.
For some reason, my laptop was being retarded and wouldn't let me continue the last post I had of this...sorry
When we left off, I gave a REALLY long list of the Achaean army. Now for the Trojan side. Woohoo. -sarcasm-
So, this chick Iris, the other messenger besides Hermes, was sent by Zeus to go down to Ilium to give a message for him. (Hey! Story before list!) She was supposed to deliver a message to the Trojans...I have no clue why...let's read on to find out. For some reason, she was trying to sound like Polites...Oh! He was supposed to be watching to see if the Argives fled. Pansies. She instructed Hector to tell each cheif to lead his own tribe cuz they spoke a bunch of different languages even though they were on the same side...both sides have allies, so wouldn't that be kinda confusing? Maybe it's like soccer or something where opposing teams have different colored jerseys or somethin...but then again, I don't know anything about soccer.
So then they opened up the gates and were like CHAAAAARGEE!!
So they "ranged their troops for battle" at Thicket Ridge AKA the leaping Amazon Myrine's mounded tomb. That sounds dangerous...
Okay, here's the groups (ugh)...
Group 1: the Trojans led by Hector
Group 2: the Dardanians led by Aeneas (son of Anchises and Aphrodite O.o ) along with Antenor's two sons Acamas and Archelochus (I don't understand why they had to make these names so complicated o.O )
Group 3: the men who lived in Zelea (Trojan territory) led by Pandarus (Lycaon's son) with Apollo's own bow
Group 4: the men of Pityea (Terea's steep peaks) led by Apaesus and Adrestia, the two sons of Merops who had to argue with daddy to get him to let them go. He didn't like war.
Group 5: the men who lived around Percote and Practios, men who settled Sestos, Abydos and Arisbe; led by Asius, the son of Hyrtacus
Group 6: the Pelasgian tribes led by Hippothous and Pylaeus, the sons of Pelasgian Lethus (who was the scion of Teutamus)
Group 7: the Thracians led by Acamas and Pirous
Group 8: the Cicones led by Euphemus (son of Troezenus, who was the son of Ceas)
Group 9: the Paeonians led by Pyraechmes
Group 10: the Paphalognians led by Pylaemenes
Group 11: the Halizonians led by Odius and Epistrophus
Group 12: the Mysian men led by Chromis with Ennomus seer of birds (Chromis was crushed by Achilles)
Group 13: the Phrygians led by Ascanius and Phorcys
Group 14: the Maeonian units led by Talaemenes' two sons Mesthles and Antiphus
Group 15: the Carians led by Amphimachus and Nastes, the two sons of Nomion. But Nastes came dressed in gold and Achilles took him down.
Group 16: the Lycians led by Sarpedon and Glaucus
That's the end of Book 2
When we left off, I gave a REALLY long list of the Achaean army. Now for the Trojan side. Woohoo. -sarcasm-
So, this chick Iris, the other messenger besides Hermes, was sent by Zeus to go down to Ilium to give a message for him. (Hey! Story before list!) She was supposed to deliver a message to the Trojans...I have no clue why...let's read on to find out. For some reason, she was trying to sound like Polites...Oh! He was supposed to be watching to see if the Argives fled. Pansies. She instructed Hector to tell each cheif to lead his own tribe cuz they spoke a bunch of different languages even though they were on the same side...both sides have allies, so wouldn't that be kinda confusing? Maybe it's like soccer or something where opposing teams have different colored jerseys or somethin...but then again, I don't know anything about soccer.
So then they opened up the gates and were like CHAAAAARGEE!!
So they "ranged their troops for battle" at Thicket Ridge AKA the leaping Amazon Myrine's mounded tomb. That sounds dangerous...
Okay, here's the groups (ugh)...
Group 1: the Trojans led by Hector
Group 2: the Dardanians led by Aeneas (son of Anchises and Aphrodite O.o ) along with Antenor's two sons Acamas and Archelochus (I don't understand why they had to make these names so complicated o.O )
Group 3: the men who lived in Zelea (Trojan territory) led by Pandarus (Lycaon's son) with Apollo's own bow
Group 4: the men of Pityea (Terea's steep peaks) led by Apaesus and Adrestia, the two sons of Merops who had to argue with daddy to get him to let them go. He didn't like war.
Group 5: the men who lived around Percote and Practios, men who settled Sestos, Abydos and Arisbe; led by Asius, the son of Hyrtacus
Group 6: the Pelasgian tribes led by Hippothous and Pylaeus, the sons of Pelasgian Lethus (who was the scion of Teutamus)
Group 7: the Thracians led by Acamas and Pirous
Group 8: the Cicones led by Euphemus (son of Troezenus, who was the son of Ceas)
Group 9: the Paeonians led by Pyraechmes
Group 10: the Paphalognians led by Pylaemenes
Group 11: the Halizonians led by Odius and Epistrophus
Group 12: the Mysian men led by Chromis with Ennomus seer of birds (Chromis was crushed by Achilles)
Group 13: the Phrygians led by Ascanius and Phorcys
Group 14: the Maeonian units led by Talaemenes' two sons Mesthles and Antiphus
Group 15: the Carians led by Amphimachus and Nastes, the two sons of Nomion. But Nastes came dressed in gold and Achilles took him down.
Group 16: the Lycians led by Sarpedon and Glaucus
That's the end of Book 2
Book 1: Aubrey (Part 2)
Okay, so I talked to Twitch last night. I'm using the name Kristen cuz she couldn't think of anything. She said Lisa. With a question mark. It was funny as crap.
On another note, she also wants to see a rough draft of what I've got so far.
Babe, I'll show you when you're here next weekend.
For the rest of you, I haven't gotten the chance to finish the rest of Chapter 1 yet. I'm hoping to finish it today.
So far, basically, I've written just a little about me and about "Spencer" (Sami) and this thing called the Butterfly Project.
I'm gonna name the series that. I'm gonna keep the individual books with the titles I already have, but I'm gonna call the series itself The Butterfly Project. So Book 1 would be The Butterfly Project Book 1: Aubrey. Long title, I know. But I like it :) Now here's a random picture of a gay truck.
On another note, she also wants to see a rough draft of what I've got so far.
Babe, I'll show you when you're here next weekend.
For the rest of you, I haven't gotten the chance to finish the rest of Chapter 1 yet. I'm hoping to finish it today.
So far, basically, I've written just a little about me and about "Spencer" (Sami) and this thing called the Butterfly Project.
I'm gonna name the series that. I'm gonna keep the individual books with the titles I already have, but I'm gonna call the series itself The Butterfly Project. So Book 1 would be The Butterfly Project Book 1: Aubrey. Long title, I know. But I like it :) Now here's a random picture of a gay truck.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Book 1: Aubrey
I've told you guys that I'm working on writing a novel series. It's a 3 part series: Aubrey then Sloan then Urey. I may end up adding one or two books to the series.
Basically, it's my life story along with the stories of some of my friends. I just changed their names. This is what you need to know: Aubrey is me, Sloan is Ivey, Urey is Nick, and Twitch is...well, I don't know yet...I just left her a voicemail to tell her to make up a name. I made up everyone's except Nick's. He picked the name "Uriel" because it's one of the archangels and it's the most unique of them.
He wants to have four boys and name them after the archangels: Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, and Uriel.
He has no idea that I'm doing this. Oh well.
So, in the book Aubrey, I'm gonna talk about my life up until meeting Nick (Uriel) and then everything that happened between us over the last few years and how that affected things at home for me and this is my perspective of the last 3 years up to this point.
The next book is Sloan which tells Ivey's story. It's more of a 3rd person perspective...3rd limited because Aubrey is telling the story, but that's how it is for all 3 books. Aubrey narrates.
Th third is Urey (short for Uriel) which tells about Nick more and the things he's been through. Again, Aubrey is the one who's narrating, so it's still limited in perspective.
If I make a fourth for my series, it's gonna be about Twitch. And if she doesn't give me a fake name (or if she picks a Japanese one since she speaks fluent Japanese) then I'll just call her Kristen. I've always liked that name...I wanna name my daughter that if I have a girl. I want mostly boys. But if I have a girl, I just want one.
The part about writing that I find confusing is the chapters...I'm not sure how to divide the different parts of the story into chapters...I'll have to figure it out. But I'll post again when I get through Chapter 1 or when Twitch gives me a fake name...which ever comes first...
Basically, it's my life story along with the stories of some of my friends. I just changed their names. This is what you need to know: Aubrey is me, Sloan is Ivey, Urey is Nick, and Twitch is...well, I don't know yet...I just left her a voicemail to tell her to make up a name. I made up everyone's except Nick's. He picked the name "Uriel" because it's one of the archangels and it's the most unique of them.
He wants to have four boys and name them after the archangels: Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, and Uriel.
He has no idea that I'm doing this. Oh well.
So, in the book Aubrey, I'm gonna talk about my life up until meeting Nick (Uriel) and then everything that happened between us over the last few years and how that affected things at home for me and this is my perspective of the last 3 years up to this point.
The next book is Sloan which tells Ivey's story. It's more of a 3rd person perspective...3rd limited because Aubrey is telling the story, but that's how it is for all 3 books. Aubrey narrates.
Th third is Urey (short for Uriel) which tells about Nick more and the things he's been through. Again, Aubrey is the one who's narrating, so it's still limited in perspective.
If I make a fourth for my series, it's gonna be about Twitch. And if she doesn't give me a fake name (or if she picks a Japanese one since she speaks fluent Japanese) then I'll just call her Kristen. I've always liked that name...I wanna name my daughter that if I have a girl. I want mostly boys. But if I have a girl, I just want one.
The part about writing that I find confusing is the chapters...I'm not sure how to divide the different parts of the story into chapters...I'll have to figure it out. But I'll post again when I get through Chapter 1 or when Twitch gives me a fake name...which ever comes first...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
MY Version continued (Book 2) (the Iliad) (I only FCC'd the Fuck Word)
Book 1 was 20 pages long...this one is 29, so it's just a little bit longer. I don't think I'm gonna shorten my rough drafts that I post because I like the fact that I can throw in my opinions and give my little 2 cents. It entertains me. But it will be shorter in some ways because I'm not gonna get off topic. If there's anything random that I feel the need to say, it'll either be on my Bored Blog (http://www.becauseimbored-allison2433.blogspot.com/) OR on my Controversiality and My Opinions Blog (http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/). Otherwise, I'll give you the link to whatever other blog I'll put it up on.
My other blog links (just in case) :
http://www.allison2433.blogspot.com/ (for my poems)
http://www.allison2433-paranormalblog.blogspot.com/ (Paranormal/Spiritual Blog)
http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/ (Music/Movies Blog)
Okay, so when we left off, Achilles was pissed at Agamemnon for being a selfish, greedy asshole and taking away Briseis because he had to give up Chryseis in order to appease Apollo who had sent a death plague to Agamemnon's army for Agamemnon having kidnapped Chryseis from her father in attempt to force her to become his wife and told the father that he'd never see her again. It just so happens that the father was Apollo's priest, so the Achaeans had to give a very specific sacrifice and give back Chryseis for free, no ransom paid. Achilles and Agamemnon had faught over this because Agamemnon was whining over losing his prize while the rest got to keep theirs. Achilles stood up to him, and in order to prove his place as being more powerful than Achilles, Agamemnon took away Briseis. Apollo was angry and depressed and he told his mom everything, and she got Zeus to agree to give Achilles the honor over Agamemnon by letting the Trojans win battles against Achaea until Agamemnon would admit that he needed Achilles. This caused a large fight between Zeus and Hera, but Hephaestus settled things. So, everything was fine and dandy for everyone except Achilles...for the time being.
That was Book 1: The Rage of Achilles
Now we're starting Book 2: The Great Gathering of Armies
So, everyone but Zeus was sleeping peacefully. How was he supposed to exalt Achilles? How to slaughter the Achaean army? After awhile of sleepless contemplation, he got the idea to send a murderous dream to Agamemnon. He sent him a vision. The vision was to tell Agamemnon (AKA Atrides) to prep his armies and attack full force immediately the army of Troy.
The Dream took on the voice of Nestor the seer. The dream told Agamemnon that Zeus took pity on him. It said that all of the Olympians have come to agreement that the Achaeans will crush the Trojan armies.
The Dream lied. When it had done as it was told by Zeus to do, it went back to Olympus (the Dream being personified). So...I didn't really like Zeus before, but I LOVE the way he puts Hera in her place. She's and irrational, controlling, possessive bitch and Zeus WILL get the point across that SHE doesn't give orders. I do NOT like the fact that he's a manwhore who sleeps around on Hera with the mortal women. That's disturbing in some lights, and others it's just immoral. He was the god of oaths, and marriage is an oath. Hera was his wife. Cheating on her breaks those oaths. In my opinion, they should just get divorced. But it doesn't work like that. Also, it's incest anyway because Hera was also Zeus' sister. I can definately see the way she makes him feel suffocated which is why I portray their arguments in the best way to show her being melodramatic and him being irritable and annoyed by her. I doubt she even loves him. She just wants to be in control. Not necessarily of heaven, but she wants to not have to tollerate the way he treats her. The problem is she goes to the farthest extremities. Like in the case of the Trojan war: they were on opposing sides from each other because Zeus supported the Trojans for Achilles' sake and Hera supported the Achaeans for Agamemnon's sake, when in reality, it wasn't the real reason they got involved. They got involved because of their marital issues. For some reason, their marital problems make for an easier read. Zeus doesn't hold back his opinions when Hera starts being a drama mama. (This is not off topic because it still relates to Zeus and Hera so as to further explain and give background to the situation at hand. So there.)
So, Agamemnon got his hopes up over the dream. He thought that they'd be victorious over Priam that same day. Idiot. But he couldn't have known that the dream was a lie. Agamemnon prepared himself for battle and then went to the ships of the Argives (allies to the Achaeans, I think) and to the ships of the Achaeans so as to tell them to be prepared for war. It was daybreak as he called them all together.
He told the armies of his dream that was sent to him by Zeus. Damn this guy's gullible O.o
He went to prep his armies for battle, but first he decided to test them as was the custom of that time. But the Argives were to man their own stations.
His plan got screwed over, though. When he went back to his seat, Nestor rose to speak to the army. He said that if any of the Achaeans had told them of the dream, they'd call bullshit and drop it. Okay, well he didn't say it like THAT but this is MY version :) <--pedo smiley
So, Nestor was talking to the army. He suggested that they go and arm the Achaeans.
Nestor left, leading the council. Everybody else got up and obeyed him. They all followed him. The troops assembled and the soldiers took their positions. The whole place broke into an uproar. Nine heralds shouted out to them so that they could keep order and then it was quiet.
Agamemnon got up and lifted the scepter which Hephaestus had made. Hephaestus had given it to Zeus who gave it to Hermes (the messenger god/guide) who had given it to Pelops who gave it to Atreus who was the father of Agamemnon and Menelaus and he'd given it to Agamemnon. I don't know why that stuff is important, but it's in there for informational purposes. I'm hungry, so I'll be right back.
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Okay, I'm back. I can eat and type at the same time.
Atrides had some stuff to get off his chest to the armies apparently because he doesn't shut up til like...1 1/2 to 3 pages later.
So, he was talking to his armies. He said that Zeus trapped him in insanity and ruin. He said that he was a cruel and harsh god. He claimed that Zeus had made a vow to him that he would crush Ilium. He said that Zeus had apparently plotted "brutal treachery" because he commands Atrides back to Argos in disgrace.
So basically, he's whining because he thinks that Zeus is out to get him. He sat there feeling sorry for himself saying Zeus had gone mad with power or some shit like that. He started talking about making a truce between the Argives and the Trojans that would be sealed by blood.
Okay, so I'm thinking his little speach is part of the test that he wants to give his army, because he's still under the impression that the Dream left him with. In other words, he still doesn't know that the Dream was a lie. Either that or he just REALLY likes the sound of his own voice. Pansy.
Then he started talking about how much the Achaeans outnumber the Trojans. Which, evidently, is about...10 to 1. So, alot. But that's only counting the ones who come from Troy. It doesn't include their allies. They've got alot of them, too. He said that 9 years had passed since Zeus had promised them victory yet they were still fighting Troy and their wives and children were still at home awaiting their return. Wow, he's a manipulitive little pansy.
So he just whines and says that they should all just go home because there's no real point in staying in a battle that obviously can't be won. This was his test. He wanted to see who would stay and who would leave. It backfired. EVERYONE wanted to go home. So everything was hectic and chaotic and people were yelling out orders left and right.
They might've actually made it home, too, and avoided fate, except that Hera alerted Athena of it. That's why in Mythology it always says that Hera kept the Trojan war going on. Hera wanted to win. She wanted to be able to go up to Zeus and say "My guy won. Your guy lost. Deal with it."
"Inconceivable! Athena, is this the way? The Argives are just giving up and going home. They're just leaving Priam and the Trojans which gives them the satisfaction to where they can claim to have run them out of their country and they can claim to be stronger than the Argives. Besides, they just left Helen of Argos (also called Helen of Troy) there as a trophy!! Many Argives lost their lives in battling Troy over Helen." She then sent Athena to stop as many as she could from leaving.
Here's a little background. Helen had two brothers who were twins. She was considered the most beautiful of all of the mortal women on earth. She was the wife of Menelaus but I think he'd kidnapped her from her brothers to take her as his wife when she was still a little girl and he was going to wait until she'd grown up so that he could marry her. Her brothers were REALLY pissed off. I don't remember what happened exactly, but I do remember that there was another argument: Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena were debating over which of themselves was the most beautiful. They went to a man named Paris, whom I believe was of Troy, to settle it. They each offered him gifts to choose them. Aphrodite's gift was the most appealing. She promised him the most beautiful woman in the world as his wife if he picked her. So he did. The problem is Helen was married to Menelaus. And Menelaus, as you know by this point, is the brother of Agamemnon. They were the two kings. The Battle of Troy was fought primarily over Helen. I'll give a post about all the technical aspects of the Battle of Troy (basically, what is the introduction in the book along with the side notes given by the author, who is technically not the author but he translated this version) at the end and also I'll give posts about it taken from Edith Hamilton's Mythology for better understanding.
Athena did as she was told immediately. There's a hell of a lot of submission in this book...what happened to free will?? She found Odysseus first.
If you don't know who Odysseus is, he's a very important person in both the Iliad and the Odyssey. Particularly in the Odyssey. We'll read that one next. But anyways, he's one of the main leaders because he's strong and clever and takes care of his crew...generally speaking. He's the one that comes up with the master plans that always get everyone out of deadly situations. You'll see what I mean. He's also called Ulysses in some translations. He's also the king of Ithaca.
Athena spoke to Odysseus repeating the same words that Hera had said to her. He knew her voice. He flung off his cape, went straight to Atrides Agamemnon (as it calls him in the book, which means I was right and it's the same person) and basically jacked the dude's fancy scepter thing straight from him. Guy's got balls. It's kinda funny, usually. He went to the ships of the Argives.
He went up to all of the kings that he could find, asking them not to leave, winning them over with his words just as Athena had asked him to do. He said that Atrides was only testing them right then, but soon he'll bear down harder. He reminded them of Agamemnon's plan that he'd given in the secret council.
When he caught the attention of soldiers, he would go to them and say he'd beat him with the scepter if the man left. "You idiot! Sit still. Listen to your superior. You're a coward. You're a worthless piece of shit. How could all the Achaeans rule Troy? Too many kings will screw up the whole army. There needs to be only a single commander." Well, that's harsh...Odysseus never actually talked down to people like that. He was playing mind tricks with reverse psychology. A little abuse would make the common soldiers wanna prove themselves to please the king.
He kept it up until he had everyone back on the meeting grounds. They all took their seats once again (WTF?! What were they sitting on?? Did they just leave their shit like "F*** it we'll buy some new crap when we get home"?? F*** you people have no brain.) Thersites, however, continued to rail on (betcha $5 that bitch gets jumped). He was in a complete and total panic. Like, his brain was screaming LET ME THE F*** OUT!! His mind was panicking, but the rest of him was trying to be the "class clown" so-to-speak.
He was considered to be the ugliest man that ever came to Troy. Wow. They're nice. It calls him bandy-legged which I'm guessing is another way to say either bow-legged or saying the boy's got chicken legs. It says one of his feet was clubbed...I have no clue what that means but I assume there was something, like, disfigured about it I guess. It says he was a hunchback with a caved-in chest. Poor guy...his discription kinda makes me wanna put him in a safe house or something where little kids won't point, laugh, and throw rocks at him :/ And apparently he has a pointy head...and, like, nasty wool-like hair. Like a brillow pad or some shit.
It says that both Odysseus and Achilles hated him. It says he abused them...which I assume doesn't mean literally abused them cuz if he did that, being that they are kings, he'd get his ass lynched. That wasn't intended as racism. It's just what kings did when they were disrespected like that. I'm guessing the guy just liked to talk alot of shit about the people in charge and they never did anything because despite the fact that they couldn't for the life of them STAND him, they still kinda felt sorry for him.
But anyways, something at this particular point in time possessed him to talk shit about Agamemnon. He sat there taunting and insulting him. He pissed the Achaeans off. "Why are you still whining, MIGHTY ATRIDES?? Why are you sulking?? Your house is PACKED with money and women. You have the best of the beautiful women from every place we've faught. Or do you want more gold? More ransom? Particularly from Troy? Even though WE'RE the ones that do all the WORK. Or do you want a young woman? Do you wanna go rip away another woman from her husband so you can have her to yourself while the troops get nothing?? You're supposed to be the HIGH and MIGHTY commander. Yet, there you are, a coward, leading the rest of us into a bloody slaughter. Sons?? No. Pathetic excuses. The women are his prize. We should all just go home and leave him here to wallow in all his prizes and riches." Then he brought up the little...disagreement...between Achilles and Agamemnon. He sided with Achilles. I swear on my friggen life I can picture this guy being drunk out the ass when he said all this. I'm actually kinda half expecting him to fall over and pass out.
So, he taunted Agamemnon. But Odysseus stepped in and told him to shut up before he gets himself in deep shit with Atrides. Then he basically put him in his place. I don't understand why Odysseus is being such an ass so far in the Iliad...he's normally the hero who sees everyone as equals. Oh well, maybe he's just being mind-tricky again. He got on Thersites' case over his talking shit about the kings who were his superiors. Then he said if he caught him doing it again "Let my head be wrenched off if I don't grab you, strip your clothes off so that you're ass naked, and whip you while you howl naked back to the ships out of the armies' muster."
Then he cracked the scepter over his back and shoulders. The ugly dude doubled over with tears in his eyes and blood on his back. He was squated low, cringing, stunned with sudden pain, blinking uncontrollably. Aw :/ I feel sorry for him...he wiped at his eyes with his fist and all the others laughed at him...aww :( </3
This guy is gonna end up being one of those people who brings a weapon to school in his backpack and shoots the place up. Wouldn't surprise me at all. For some reason, I keep picturing in my head Lewis Black as Thersites and Gerard Butler as Odysseus...don't ask why because for the life of me I have no idea. Those are just the faces that popped into my head as the characters.
Everyone laughed and tauntedLewis Black Thersites and praised Odysseus for having shamed the poor wasted bastard (I don't know if he was really wasted or not, but from the context, I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL).
So the soldiers bantered. All except for Odysseus who stood there holding the scepter and close by him Athena came. She ordered them all to silence. Odysseus pointed out that by leaving, they were disgracing their king for having not fulfulled their promise to defeat Troy...yet. "Look at them! Whining to each other. 'Oh, it's too hard. I wanna go home. Let's just give up. Nyeh nyeh nyeh' Shit, y'all are sposed to be defending our country!! True, it's been a long war and I understand you're all homesick. But still. It would be humiliating to us as a whole to have to go home empty-handed. Just hang in a little bit longer."
Then he starts this flashback thing to when the war first started. An omen had appeared to them on their way to Priam. A snake with a blood streaked back. The snake went up a tree where there was a brood of young, helpless sparrows. Eight little ones plus a mother. The snake swallowed all of the babies and the mother struggled with it, fighting it, trying to protect her babies, but it coiled up and struck at her. He swallowed her too. But then Zeus turned it into a sign.
Zeus "struck him to stone" which either means he turned him into stone, or he crushed his head with a stone. I'm pretty sure it's the first, though. Calchas had spoken of the omen. "An event long in the future, late to come to birth, but the fame of that great work will never die." It showed that they would fight in Troy for 9 years, but on the 10th they would be victorious. Odysseus pointed out that it had all passed as was foretold.
"So stand your ground until we take down Priam!"
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Okay, so last time, we left off when Odysseus was trying to keep everyone from leaving because Athena told him to because Hera had told Athena to. Also, some ugly guy that reminds me of Lewis Black just got jumped and I felt bad for him.
So the people were all fired up now. Everybody's shouting and crap and it's echoing, so it's really loud and noisy. Then Nestor thought they might need a little more verbal abuse.
Imagine how psychologically screwed up these men must've been with how often they're yelled at, put on the spot, and degraded. The fact that every second holds the possibility that they might die would've had them on edge anyway. But this had been going on for 9 years at this point. Everyone around them was dying and they missed their families. Imagine having to stare death in the face every day for 9 years without being able to go home and see the ones you love. Now imagine having little food and crappy shelter. Sleeping on a ship. And now you realize the thing that you're fighting for is in the defense of your leader's temper. He's pitching a temper tantrum. That's all it is. Lastly, imagine the verbal, emotional, and mental abuse you recieve from your superiors. These people were physically, emotionally, and mentally drained. They felt that there was no hope for the war to end. It was a fight to the death until someone surrendered. This still happens every day. Support our troops. Not the government's tantrums.
Nestor said that they were a disgrace. "You're all idiots. You aren't even thinking about battle. So now what happens to all the oaths and pacts and promises we made? You're sending them all straight to hell. We always fight with words. Only words. What good does that do? We can't find anything. No matter how long we stay here. Agamemnon, don't change anything of your action. Stick with your first plan. Lead your armies into war. As for the rest, those who try to make their own plans aside from the troops, they can rot. It won't do them any good. They'd run home before they even knew if Zeus' promises were true or not." He reminded them of the signs Zeus had sent and dreams and good omens about the end of the war. "So no one go home yet."
He said something about 'not till he beds down with a faithful Trojan wife' which I think is a metaphor, or he could be saying for them not to leave until the Trojans go to bed. I don't really know at this point...but I've read about the Trojan Horse before, so it might be something like that. 'Payment in full for the groans and shocks of war we have all borne for Helen.' I'm thinking that with these two statements combined, he's saying that they shouldn't leave until they've payed the Trojans back for all the time they've spent trying to get back Helen. Or something like that.
Then Nestor said, basically, "Anyone who's so impatient that they wanna leave for home right this second, just try to. The second you put your hand on that ship, we'll slice you down in front of the whole crew." Then he said to Agamemnon to guard himself. "Listen to what I say. I have some advice for you. I'll make it clear. Arrange your men clan by clan. This way, you can see which captain is a coward. You can also see who is loyal and brave. And you can also see, if you fail to sack the city, if it was the will of a god or if it was a fault of your troops."
Agamemnon agreed with him. "If I had 10 men like Nestor, we would've been done with Troy in a day. But Zeus insists on inflicting me with difficult men and pointless arguments. Imagine- me and Achilles fighting over a girl!! And I was the first to get mad...if we could just work together, we'd defeat Troy in a heartbeat. Everyone go eat. The sooner you do, the sooner we can get back to the war. While you're at it, feed your horses and prep yourselves for battle. Yes, it's going to be long and difficult and you'll be sweaty and tired. But if I catch any of you trying to hide away in the ships and avoid the combat, you're dead. You won't escape the dogs and birds." Wow. He's friendly. No wonder his wife hates him.
So the troops did what they were told and went back to their ships for food. They each made sacrifices to the gods and prayed for protection and survival. But Agamemnon sacrificed to Zeus. He called in all the chiefs of all the Argive forces (Nestor, Idomeneus, Great and Little Ajax, Diomedes, and Odysseus). Menelaus came in addition, though he'd not been called. But he knew what had been bothering his brother.
They all stood in a ring as Agamemnon prayed to Zeus. He prayed that the sun not go down and night not come until they had torched Priam and killed Hector.
But Zeus would not give him what he asked for...yet. He accepted the sacrifices, but he doubled the weight of war. More gorey details of animal sacrifice...another "feast" or "banquet" or whatever...this is kinda irritating me because they get these full banquet meals between the 8 of them and they're feeding the military their scraps. And Agamemnon and Menelaus don't even fight with their men.
Then Nestor spoke out to Agamemnon. "No more delaying. No more stalling. We need to gather the men and let them know it's time to go back to war."
Agamemnon didn't resist. He commanded the heralds to summon the troops to battle. They gathered quickly, the warlords leading the troops. And Athena was with them prepared to fight for them. She swept through the Argive armies, driving the soldiers harder, filling their hearts with burning passion to fight and win this war. They were unstoppable. They were pumped up for the war - excited, even. Teehee ^-^ weird how it took Athena to make that happen. I'm gonna have a cat and name it after her. Just sayin'. Her and Apollo are my favorites. And Aphrodite.
It goes on to describe pretty much what it already said, just more metaphors and junk...then it talks about the armies gathering...it gives very..what's the word? Not "descriptive" exactly...luminous? discription and...dammit that's not the right word either....something that appeals to the senses. It makes you picture it. Like a painting. You can see everything clearly as if you're watching it happen. Vivid works. But that's not the word I was looking for. But it's the closest I'm gonna get.
It's like a lucid dream sorta...I actually think lucid might've been the word...or eloquent. I don't know. He gets really vivid. But it's still describing the same things that've already been said. It's just being...built up on...made more complex...shit, I can't think of the word I wanna use here either. Not exaggerated...just...extended...I don't know.
It talks about the massive size of the armies. Obviously, this guy isn't as inarticulate as I am. Seriously, cuz I almost couldn't remember the word "inarticulate". That's just sad.
It talks about the armies grouping...there comes a point where a piece of writing can be called "overly descriptive". Being that I've read A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickons, I can appreciate THIS amount of overly-descriptive because it wasn't TOO much overboard. That one was just awful.
It keeps making indirect references to Ares. Let me explain. Ares was the god of war. He was also the son of Zeus and Hera, both of which hated and regretted him. So, they aren't talking about him DIRECTLY, they're more personifying him as a metaphor. They're personifying war.
Evidently Zeus exalted Agamemnon in battle that day. I seriously love the way this is written...The Iliad is actually a freakishly huge poem, so everything is poetic, but it's written in prose. But the way it's written is to the point where it not only appeals to the senses, but to the mindset and the emotions. Hence my getting pissed at the assholes in charge.
He just wrote two friggen pages full of saying nothing really except that the soldiers gathered and took position, but the way it's written makes it not seem pointless...it tells of the passion Athena set in their hearts to fight. It describes how she looked and the fierceness about her. It tells how Agamemnon looked - heading the very front - saying that he was like Zeus, Poseidon, and Ares combined. Some of it doesn't even make since, but it doesn't have to. It's...damn I can't think of the word I wanna use here either. The next book I read is gonna be the Dictionary. Actually, I doubt that.
Now it's telling the order of the units and who they were led by. It's just a list of names, not very important at the moment. Dude!! This list of names is longer than Jesus' genealogy. Not kidding.
I just finished reading through the first group. It says they have 50 ships with 120 men manning each. So,
Group 1: the Boeotians led by Leitus and Peneleos
Group 2 was led by Ascalaphus and Ialmenus, the sons of Ares and Astyoche. Apparently, she had been a shy, young girl who had climbed into the upper rooms of I don't know where and secretly made love to the god of war, sharing in his strength...that's kinda sexy. Anyway, her sons had command over 30 ships.
Good thing Group 2 is on our side, else we'd be f***ed.
Group 3: the Phocians with 40 ships led by Schedius and Epistrophus
Group 4: the Locrians led by Ajax with 40 ships (little Ajax)
Group 5 was led by Elephenor, a friend of Ares. They were the Abantes with 40 ships
Group 6 were the Athenians led by Menestheus with 50 ships
Group 7 was led by the other Ajax in the defense of the Athenians with 12 ships
Group 8 were the Argives led by Diomedes with 80 ships
Group 9 were the Corinthians (and I'm pretty sure this was the miscellaneous category) led by Agamemnon with the largest army (it doesn't say how many ships they had)
Group 10 were the Spartans along with more miscellaneousness...that confuses me that the Spartans and the people of Athens were fighting for the same side. Anyway, they were led by Menelaus with 60 ships and he was the MOST pissed off at the Trojans cuz as I said before, Helen was his wife.
Group 11 more miscellaneous. Ooo!! Something cool just happened!! Hang on I have to pee.
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Back!! Sorry guys, I'm having weirdness going on with my bladder this week. Plus I'm really tired...but I have to keep this up til 4, so for the next...hour and 15 minutes. Then imma get popcorn and milk and watch more scary movies for the continuation of the Halloween Moviethon or Fear Fest. Whatever you wanna call it. But, yeah, I'm gonna try to watch all the typical scary movies 1-recent as many as I can (the Saw movies, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddie vs Jason, Child's Play) the originals up through the most recent ones. Problem being they're about $3/movie. I'll figure something out, but I may just continue it into November when I'll have my b'day money to buy some.
Anyways, cool part of the book that I just saw: there was something mentioned about someone in this group being from Oechalia. It says that there had been a king there, King Eurytus, who boasted to the high heavens that he could outsing the Muses. They got pissed off and maimed him. Teehee :) it also says they "ripped away his voice", so I guess that means made him unable to speak, and "wiped all arts of harping from his mind" which includes music, instruments, singing, or any fine art like painting, sketching, sculpting, the sciences, or acting. They took the creativity part of his brain out. I would be sad :(
Anyway, Nestor led that group with 90 ships.
Group 12 were primarily the Arcadians who didn't need ships, and I don't see anything that says who the leader was...
Group 13 was led by four warlords with 10 ship flotillas each. Don't ask me what that is, I have no clue. So, this group was primarily Epeans, I think...led by Thalpius and Amphimacus, then the next part of the group was led by Diores, and then the last part of the group was led by Polyxinus
Group 14 were the ocean men led by Meges with 40 ships
Group 15 were the Cephallenian companies (including those of Ithaca, so I bet this one was Odysseus' group)...Yup! I was right. It's Odysseus' group with 12 ships
Group 16 were the units of Aetolia led by Thaos with 40 ships
Group 17 were the Cretans and the Meriones led by Idomeneus with 80 ships
Group 18 more miscellaneous led by Tlepolemus with 9 ships
It says that when he had become of age, Tlepolemus (the son of Heracles, not Hercules...I'm slightly dyslexic) killed his father's uncle, Licymnius and fled his home country from the death threats he'd recieved from his brothers. But Zeus loved him and he settled in Rhodes and became, like, Top Dog or some shit...I don't know. I also don't know why he killed his uncle. I'll check him out on Wikipedia. Eventually...
Group 19 [I have no clue how many friggen groups there are, but this feels redundant and I HATE repetitiveness] were a small miscellaneous group led by Nireus who was said to be the most handsome man to ever have come to Troy. So basically, Homer just said this guy was the sexiest man in the country...damn. And they had 3 ships.
Group 20 [I think this is the last group] were the island countries led by Antiphus and Phidippus with 30 ships
-gasp- FINALLY!!
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Oh f*** are you shittin' me? Oh okay never mind this is the group that Achilles would've led but since he quit, it's tellin what's up with that.
That group was of the Achaeans, Hellenes, and Myrmidons with 50 ships, with Achilles as their leader. But Achilles wasn't there. So they didn't have a leader.
Achilles was hangin' out at his ships pissed over losing Briseis. Understandable.
Really? There's seriously STILL more?! Okay. Fine. Group 22.
Group 22 were who gives a shit and were originally led by Protesilaus before he died. He'd been killed by a Dardan. His place was then taken by Podarces, his younger brother with 40 ships
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Okay, next group.
Group 23 was led by Eumelus with 11 ships
Group 24 was led by Philoctetes with 7 ships, but they had no captain cuz he'd been bitten by a viper. Medon took his place. It says that Medon was the bastard son of Rhene (the mom) and Oileus (the dad). I don't see how that's significant, but Homer called someone a bastard, so I'll shed some light on it.
Group 25 was led by the two skilled healers Podalirius and Machaon, brothers. With 40 ships.
15 minutes, guys.
Group 26 was led by Eurypylus with 40 ships
Group 27 was led by Polypoetes with 40 ships. He was vengeful toward the enemy as was Leonteus
Group 28 was led by Guneus with 22 ships.
Group 29 was led by Prothous with 40 ships
Yay! No more groups! Thank God...but now it's gonna list the bravest or something...oh well. That's shorter.
The Names: Telamonian Ajax, Achilles (best of them all), 9999999999999999o sorry there was something stuck between my keys. After Achilles on the list, Atrides Agamemnon, ...randomly cut off...
Okay. Done with the list. So, it's talking about all the armies going out to meet the Trojans at battle, on their way to take their individual positions.
F***. Now I have to list the Trojans. Screw that, I'll pick up there either tomorrow or Monday. I'm clockin' out 5 minutes early today. Sue me.
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(to be continued...)
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Okay, so when we left off, Achilles was pissed at Agamemnon for being a selfish, greedy asshole and taking away Briseis because he had to give up Chryseis in order to appease Apollo who had sent a death plague to Agamemnon's army for Agamemnon having kidnapped Chryseis from her father in attempt to force her to become his wife and told the father that he'd never see her again. It just so happens that the father was Apollo's priest, so the Achaeans had to give a very specific sacrifice and give back Chryseis for free, no ransom paid. Achilles and Agamemnon had faught over this because Agamemnon was whining over losing his prize while the rest got to keep theirs. Achilles stood up to him, and in order to prove his place as being more powerful than Achilles, Agamemnon took away Briseis. Apollo was angry and depressed and he told his mom everything, and she got Zeus to agree to give Achilles the honor over Agamemnon by letting the Trojans win battles against Achaea until Agamemnon would admit that he needed Achilles. This caused a large fight between Zeus and Hera, but Hephaestus settled things. So, everything was fine and dandy for everyone except Achilles...for the time being.
That was Book 1: The Rage of Achilles
Now we're starting Book 2: The Great Gathering of Armies
So, everyone but Zeus was sleeping peacefully. How was he supposed to exalt Achilles? How to slaughter the Achaean army? After awhile of sleepless contemplation, he got the idea to send a murderous dream to Agamemnon. He sent him a vision. The vision was to tell Agamemnon (AKA Atrides) to prep his armies and attack full force immediately the army of Troy.
The Dream took on the voice of Nestor the seer. The dream told Agamemnon that Zeus took pity on him. It said that all of the Olympians have come to agreement that the Achaeans will crush the Trojan armies.
The Dream lied. When it had done as it was told by Zeus to do, it went back to Olympus (the Dream being personified). So...I didn't really like Zeus before, but I LOVE the way he puts Hera in her place. She's and irrational, controlling, possessive bitch and Zeus WILL get the point across that SHE doesn't give orders. I do NOT like the fact that he's a manwhore who sleeps around on Hera with the mortal women. That's disturbing in some lights, and others it's just immoral. He was the god of oaths, and marriage is an oath. Hera was his wife. Cheating on her breaks those oaths. In my opinion, they should just get divorced. But it doesn't work like that. Also, it's incest anyway because Hera was also Zeus' sister. I can definately see the way she makes him feel suffocated which is why I portray their arguments in the best way to show her being melodramatic and him being irritable and annoyed by her. I doubt she even loves him. She just wants to be in control. Not necessarily of heaven, but she wants to not have to tollerate the way he treats her. The problem is she goes to the farthest extremities. Like in the case of the Trojan war: they were on opposing sides from each other because Zeus supported the Trojans for Achilles' sake and Hera supported the Achaeans for Agamemnon's sake, when in reality, it wasn't the real reason they got involved. They got involved because of their marital issues. For some reason, their marital problems make for an easier read. Zeus doesn't hold back his opinions when Hera starts being a drama mama. (This is not off topic because it still relates to Zeus and Hera so as to further explain and give background to the situation at hand. So there.)
So, Agamemnon got his hopes up over the dream. He thought that they'd be victorious over Priam that same day. Idiot. But he couldn't have known that the dream was a lie. Agamemnon prepared himself for battle and then went to the ships of the Argives (allies to the Achaeans, I think) and to the ships of the Achaeans so as to tell them to be prepared for war. It was daybreak as he called them all together.
He told the armies of his dream that was sent to him by Zeus. Damn this guy's gullible O.o
He went to prep his armies for battle, but first he decided to test them as was the custom of that time. But the Argives were to man their own stations.
His plan got screwed over, though. When he went back to his seat, Nestor rose to speak to the army. He said that if any of the Achaeans had told them of the dream, they'd call bullshit and drop it. Okay, well he didn't say it like THAT but this is MY version :) <--pedo smiley
So, Nestor was talking to the army. He suggested that they go and arm the Achaeans.
Nestor left, leading the council. Everybody else got up and obeyed him. They all followed him. The troops assembled and the soldiers took their positions. The whole place broke into an uproar. Nine heralds shouted out to them so that they could keep order and then it was quiet.
Agamemnon got up and lifted the scepter which Hephaestus had made. Hephaestus had given it to Zeus who gave it to Hermes (the messenger god/guide) who had given it to Pelops who gave it to Atreus who was the father of Agamemnon and Menelaus and he'd given it to Agamemnon. I don't know why that stuff is important, but it's in there for informational purposes. I'm hungry, so I'll be right back.
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Okay, I'm back. I can eat and type at the same time.
Atrides had some stuff to get off his chest to the armies apparently because he doesn't shut up til like...1 1/2 to 3 pages later.
So, he was talking to his armies. He said that Zeus trapped him in insanity and ruin. He said that he was a cruel and harsh god. He claimed that Zeus had made a vow to him that he would crush Ilium. He said that Zeus had apparently plotted "brutal treachery" because he commands Atrides back to Argos in disgrace.
So basically, he's whining because he thinks that Zeus is out to get him. He sat there feeling sorry for himself saying Zeus had gone mad with power or some shit like that. He started talking about making a truce between the Argives and the Trojans that would be sealed by blood.
Okay, so I'm thinking his little speach is part of the test that he wants to give his army, because he's still under the impression that the Dream left him with. In other words, he still doesn't know that the Dream was a lie. Either that or he just REALLY likes the sound of his own voice. Pansy.
Then he started talking about how much the Achaeans outnumber the Trojans. Which, evidently, is about...10 to 1. So, alot. But that's only counting the ones who come from Troy. It doesn't include their allies. They've got alot of them, too. He said that 9 years had passed since Zeus had promised them victory yet they were still fighting Troy and their wives and children were still at home awaiting their return. Wow, he's a manipulitive little pansy.
So he just whines and says that they should all just go home because there's no real point in staying in a battle that obviously can't be won. This was his test. He wanted to see who would stay and who would leave. It backfired. EVERYONE wanted to go home. So everything was hectic and chaotic and people were yelling out orders left and right.
They might've actually made it home, too, and avoided fate, except that Hera alerted Athena of it. That's why in Mythology it always says that Hera kept the Trojan war going on. Hera wanted to win. She wanted to be able to go up to Zeus and say "My guy won. Your guy lost. Deal with it."
"Inconceivable! Athena, is this the way? The Argives are just giving up and going home. They're just leaving Priam and the Trojans which gives them the satisfaction to where they can claim to have run them out of their country and they can claim to be stronger than the Argives. Besides, they just left Helen of Argos (also called Helen of Troy) there as a trophy!! Many Argives lost their lives in battling Troy over Helen." She then sent Athena to stop as many as she could from leaving.
Here's a little background. Helen had two brothers who were twins. She was considered the most beautiful of all of the mortal women on earth. She was the wife of Menelaus but I think he'd kidnapped her from her brothers to take her as his wife when she was still a little girl and he was going to wait until she'd grown up so that he could marry her. Her brothers were REALLY pissed off. I don't remember what happened exactly, but I do remember that there was another argument: Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena were debating over which of themselves was the most beautiful. They went to a man named Paris, whom I believe was of Troy, to settle it. They each offered him gifts to choose them. Aphrodite's gift was the most appealing. She promised him the most beautiful woman in the world as his wife if he picked her. So he did. The problem is Helen was married to Menelaus. And Menelaus, as you know by this point, is the brother of Agamemnon. They were the two kings. The Battle of Troy was fought primarily over Helen. I'll give a post about all the technical aspects of the Battle of Troy (basically, what is the introduction in the book along with the side notes given by the author, who is technically not the author but he translated this version) at the end and also I'll give posts about it taken from Edith Hamilton's Mythology for better understanding.
Athena did as she was told immediately. There's a hell of a lot of submission in this book...what happened to free will?? She found Odysseus first.
If you don't know who Odysseus is, he's a very important person in both the Iliad and the Odyssey. Particularly in the Odyssey. We'll read that one next. But anyways, he's one of the main leaders because he's strong and clever and takes care of his crew...generally speaking. He's the one that comes up with the master plans that always get everyone out of deadly situations. You'll see what I mean. He's also called Ulysses in some translations. He's also the king of Ithaca.
Athena spoke to Odysseus repeating the same words that Hera had said to her. He knew her voice. He flung off his cape, went straight to Atrides Agamemnon (as it calls him in the book, which means I was right and it's the same person) and basically jacked the dude's fancy scepter thing straight from him. Guy's got balls. It's kinda funny, usually. He went to the ships of the Argives.
He went up to all of the kings that he could find, asking them not to leave, winning them over with his words just as Athena had asked him to do. He said that Atrides was only testing them right then, but soon he'll bear down harder. He reminded them of Agamemnon's plan that he'd given in the secret council.
When he caught the attention of soldiers, he would go to them and say he'd beat him with the scepter if the man left. "You idiot! Sit still. Listen to your superior. You're a coward. You're a worthless piece of shit. How could all the Achaeans rule Troy? Too many kings will screw up the whole army. There needs to be only a single commander." Well, that's harsh...Odysseus never actually talked down to people like that. He was playing mind tricks with reverse psychology. A little abuse would make the common soldiers wanna prove themselves to please the king.
He kept it up until he had everyone back on the meeting grounds. They all took their seats once again (WTF?! What were they sitting on?? Did they just leave their shit like "F*** it we'll buy some new crap when we get home"?? F*** you people have no brain.) Thersites, however, continued to rail on (betcha $5 that bitch gets jumped). He was in a complete and total panic. Like, his brain was screaming LET ME THE F*** OUT!! His mind was panicking, but the rest of him was trying to be the "class clown" so-to-speak.
He was considered to be the ugliest man that ever came to Troy. Wow. They're nice. It calls him bandy-legged which I'm guessing is another way to say either bow-legged or saying the boy's got chicken legs. It says one of his feet was clubbed...I have no clue what that means but I assume there was something, like, disfigured about it I guess. It says he was a hunchback with a caved-in chest. Poor guy...his discription kinda makes me wanna put him in a safe house or something where little kids won't point, laugh, and throw rocks at him :/ And apparently he has a pointy head...and, like, nasty wool-like hair. Like a brillow pad or some shit.
It says that both Odysseus and Achilles hated him. It says he abused them...which I assume doesn't mean literally abused them cuz if he did that, being that they are kings, he'd get his ass lynched. That wasn't intended as racism. It's just what kings did when they were disrespected like that. I'm guessing the guy just liked to talk alot of shit about the people in charge and they never did anything because despite the fact that they couldn't for the life of them STAND him, they still kinda felt sorry for him.
But anyways, something at this particular point in time possessed him to talk shit about Agamemnon. He sat there taunting and insulting him. He pissed the Achaeans off. "Why are you still whining, MIGHTY ATRIDES?? Why are you sulking?? Your house is PACKED with money and women. You have the best of the beautiful women from every place we've faught. Or do you want more gold? More ransom? Particularly from Troy? Even though WE'RE the ones that do all the WORK. Or do you want a young woman? Do you wanna go rip away another woman from her husband so you can have her to yourself while the troops get nothing?? You're supposed to be the HIGH and MIGHTY commander. Yet, there you are, a coward, leading the rest of us into a bloody slaughter. Sons?? No. Pathetic excuses. The women are his prize. We should all just go home and leave him here to wallow in all his prizes and riches." Then he brought up the little...disagreement...between Achilles and Agamemnon. He sided with Achilles. I swear on my friggen life I can picture this guy being drunk out the ass when he said all this. I'm actually kinda half expecting him to fall over and pass out.
So, he taunted Agamemnon. But Odysseus stepped in and told him to shut up before he gets himself in deep shit with Atrides. Then he basically put him in his place. I don't understand why Odysseus is being such an ass so far in the Iliad...he's normally the hero who sees everyone as equals. Oh well, maybe he's just being mind-tricky again. He got on Thersites' case over his talking shit about the kings who were his superiors. Then he said if he caught him doing it again "Let my head be wrenched off if I don't grab you, strip your clothes off so that you're ass naked, and whip you while you howl naked back to the ships out of the armies' muster."
Then he cracked the scepter over his back and shoulders. The ugly dude doubled over with tears in his eyes and blood on his back. He was squated low, cringing, stunned with sudden pain, blinking uncontrollably. Aw :/ I feel sorry for him...he wiped at his eyes with his fist and all the others laughed at him...aww :( </3
This guy is gonna end up being one of those people who brings a weapon to school in his backpack and shoots the place up. Wouldn't surprise me at all. For some reason, I keep picturing in my head Lewis Black as Thersites and Gerard Butler as Odysseus...don't ask why because for the life of me I have no idea. Those are just the faces that popped into my head as the characters.
Everyone laughed and taunted
So the soldiers bantered. All except for Odysseus who stood there holding the scepter and close by him Athena came. She ordered them all to silence. Odysseus pointed out that by leaving, they were disgracing their king for having not fulfulled their promise to defeat Troy...yet. "Look at them! Whining to each other. 'Oh, it's too hard. I wanna go home. Let's just give up. Nyeh nyeh nyeh' Shit, y'all are sposed to be defending our country!! True, it's been a long war and I understand you're all homesick. But still. It would be humiliating to us as a whole to have to go home empty-handed. Just hang in a little bit longer."
Then he starts this flashback thing to when the war first started. An omen had appeared to them on their way to Priam. A snake with a blood streaked back. The snake went up a tree where there was a brood of young, helpless sparrows. Eight little ones plus a mother. The snake swallowed all of the babies and the mother struggled with it, fighting it, trying to protect her babies, but it coiled up and struck at her. He swallowed her too. But then Zeus turned it into a sign.
Zeus "struck him to stone" which either means he turned him into stone, or he crushed his head with a stone. I'm pretty sure it's the first, though. Calchas had spoken of the omen. "An event long in the future, late to come to birth, but the fame of that great work will never die." It showed that they would fight in Troy for 9 years, but on the 10th they would be victorious. Odysseus pointed out that it had all passed as was foretold.
"So stand your ground until we take down Priam!"
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Okay, so last time, we left off when Odysseus was trying to keep everyone from leaving because Athena told him to because Hera had told Athena to. Also, some ugly guy that reminds me of Lewis Black just got jumped and I felt bad for him.
So the people were all fired up now. Everybody's shouting and crap and it's echoing, so it's really loud and noisy. Then Nestor thought they might need a little more verbal abuse.
Imagine how psychologically screwed up these men must've been with how often they're yelled at, put on the spot, and degraded. The fact that every second holds the possibility that they might die would've had them on edge anyway. But this had been going on for 9 years at this point. Everyone around them was dying and they missed their families. Imagine having to stare death in the face every day for 9 years without being able to go home and see the ones you love. Now imagine having little food and crappy shelter. Sleeping on a ship. And now you realize the thing that you're fighting for is in the defense of your leader's temper. He's pitching a temper tantrum. That's all it is. Lastly, imagine the verbal, emotional, and mental abuse you recieve from your superiors. These people were physically, emotionally, and mentally drained. They felt that there was no hope for the war to end. It was a fight to the death until someone surrendered. This still happens every day. Support our troops. Not the government's tantrums.
Nestor said that they were a disgrace. "You're all idiots. You aren't even thinking about battle. So now what happens to all the oaths and pacts and promises we made? You're sending them all straight to hell. We always fight with words. Only words. What good does that do? We can't find anything. No matter how long we stay here. Agamemnon, don't change anything of your action. Stick with your first plan. Lead your armies into war. As for the rest, those who try to make their own plans aside from the troops, they can rot. It won't do them any good. They'd run home before they even knew if Zeus' promises were true or not." He reminded them of the signs Zeus had sent and dreams and good omens about the end of the war. "So no one go home yet."
He said something about 'not till he beds down with a faithful Trojan wife' which I think is a metaphor, or he could be saying for them not to leave until the Trojans go to bed. I don't really know at this point...but I've read about the Trojan Horse before, so it might be something like that. 'Payment in full for the groans and shocks of war we have all borne for Helen.' I'm thinking that with these two statements combined, he's saying that they shouldn't leave until they've payed the Trojans back for all the time they've spent trying to get back Helen. Or something like that.
Then Nestor said, basically, "Anyone who's so impatient that they wanna leave for home right this second, just try to. The second you put your hand on that ship, we'll slice you down in front of the whole crew." Then he said to Agamemnon to guard himself. "Listen to what I say. I have some advice for you. I'll make it clear. Arrange your men clan by clan. This way, you can see which captain is a coward. You can also see who is loyal and brave. And you can also see, if you fail to sack the city, if it was the will of a god or if it was a fault of your troops."
Agamemnon agreed with him. "If I had 10 men like Nestor, we would've been done with Troy in a day. But Zeus insists on inflicting me with difficult men and pointless arguments. Imagine- me and Achilles fighting over a girl!! And I was the first to get mad...if we could just work together, we'd defeat Troy in a heartbeat. Everyone go eat. The sooner you do, the sooner we can get back to the war. While you're at it, feed your horses and prep yourselves for battle. Yes, it's going to be long and difficult and you'll be sweaty and tired. But if I catch any of you trying to hide away in the ships and avoid the combat, you're dead. You won't escape the dogs and birds." Wow. He's friendly. No wonder his wife hates him.
So the troops did what they were told and went back to their ships for food. They each made sacrifices to the gods and prayed for protection and survival. But Agamemnon sacrificed to Zeus. He called in all the chiefs of all the Argive forces (Nestor, Idomeneus, Great and Little Ajax, Diomedes, and Odysseus). Menelaus came in addition, though he'd not been called. But he knew what had been bothering his brother.
They all stood in a ring as Agamemnon prayed to Zeus. He prayed that the sun not go down and night not come until they had torched Priam and killed Hector.
But Zeus would not give him what he asked for...yet. He accepted the sacrifices, but he doubled the weight of war. More gorey details of animal sacrifice...another "feast" or "banquet" or whatever...this is kinda irritating me because they get these full banquet meals between the 8 of them and they're feeding the military their scraps. And Agamemnon and Menelaus don't even fight with their men.
Then Nestor spoke out to Agamemnon. "No more delaying. No more stalling. We need to gather the men and let them know it's time to go back to war."
Agamemnon didn't resist. He commanded the heralds to summon the troops to battle. They gathered quickly, the warlords leading the troops. And Athena was with them prepared to fight for them. She swept through the Argive armies, driving the soldiers harder, filling their hearts with burning passion to fight and win this war. They were unstoppable. They were pumped up for the war - excited, even. Teehee ^-^ weird how it took Athena to make that happen. I'm gonna have a cat and name it after her. Just sayin'. Her and Apollo are my favorites. And Aphrodite.
It goes on to describe pretty much what it already said, just more metaphors and junk...then it talks about the armies gathering...it gives very..what's the word? Not "descriptive" exactly...luminous? discription and...dammit that's not the right word either....something that appeals to the senses. It makes you picture it. Like a painting. You can see everything clearly as if you're watching it happen. Vivid works. But that's not the word I was looking for. But it's the closest I'm gonna get.
It's like a lucid dream sorta...I actually think lucid might've been the word...or eloquent. I don't know. He gets really vivid. But it's still describing the same things that've already been said. It's just being...built up on...made more complex...shit, I can't think of the word I wanna use here either. Not exaggerated...just...extended...I don't know.
It talks about the massive size of the armies. Obviously, this guy isn't as inarticulate as I am. Seriously, cuz I almost couldn't remember the word "inarticulate". That's just sad.
It talks about the armies grouping...there comes a point where a piece of writing can be called "overly descriptive". Being that I've read A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickons, I can appreciate THIS amount of overly-descriptive because it wasn't TOO much overboard. That one was just awful.
It keeps making indirect references to Ares. Let me explain. Ares was the god of war. He was also the son of Zeus and Hera, both of which hated and regretted him. So, they aren't talking about him DIRECTLY, they're more personifying him as a metaphor. They're personifying war.
Evidently Zeus exalted Agamemnon in battle that day. I seriously love the way this is written...The Iliad is actually a freakishly huge poem, so everything is poetic, but it's written in prose. But the way it's written is to the point where it not only appeals to the senses, but to the mindset and the emotions. Hence my getting pissed at the assholes in charge.
He just wrote two friggen pages full of saying nothing really except that the soldiers gathered and took position, but the way it's written makes it not seem pointless...it tells of the passion Athena set in their hearts to fight. It describes how she looked and the fierceness about her. It tells how Agamemnon looked - heading the very front - saying that he was like Zeus, Poseidon, and Ares combined. Some of it doesn't even make since, but it doesn't have to. It's...damn I can't think of the word I wanna use here either. The next book I read is gonna be the Dictionary. Actually, I doubt that.
Now it's telling the order of the units and who they were led by. It's just a list of names, not very important at the moment. Dude!! This list of names is longer than Jesus' genealogy. Not kidding.
I just finished reading through the first group. It says they have 50 ships with 120 men manning each. So,
Group 1: the Boeotians led by Leitus and Peneleos
Group 2 was led by Ascalaphus and Ialmenus, the sons of Ares and Astyoche. Apparently, she had been a shy, young girl who had climbed into the upper rooms of I don't know where and secretly made love to the god of war, sharing in his strength...that's kinda sexy. Anyway, her sons had command over 30 ships.
Good thing Group 2 is on our side, else we'd be f***ed.
Group 3: the Phocians with 40 ships led by Schedius and Epistrophus
Group 4: the Locrians led by Ajax with 40 ships (little Ajax)
Group 5 was led by Elephenor, a friend of Ares. They were the Abantes with 40 ships
Group 6 were the Athenians led by Menestheus with 50 ships
Group 7 was led by the other Ajax in the defense of the Athenians with 12 ships
Group 8 were the Argives led by Diomedes with 80 ships
Group 9 were the Corinthians (and I'm pretty sure this was the miscellaneous category) led by Agamemnon with the largest army (it doesn't say how many ships they had)
Group 10 were the Spartans along with more miscellaneousness...that confuses me that the Spartans and the people of Athens were fighting for the same side. Anyway, they were led by Menelaus with 60 ships and he was the MOST pissed off at the Trojans cuz as I said before, Helen was his wife.
Group 11 more miscellaneous. Ooo!! Something cool just happened!! Hang on I have to pee.
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Back!! Sorry guys, I'm having weirdness going on with my bladder this week. Plus I'm really tired...but I have to keep this up til 4, so for the next...hour and 15 minutes. Then imma get popcorn and milk and watch more scary movies for the continuation of the Halloween Moviethon or Fear Fest. Whatever you wanna call it. But, yeah, I'm gonna try to watch all the typical scary movies 1-recent as many as I can (the Saw movies, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddie vs Jason, Child's Play) the originals up through the most recent ones. Problem being they're about $3/movie. I'll figure something out, but I may just continue it into November when I'll have my b'day money to buy some.
Anyways, cool part of the book that I just saw: there was something mentioned about someone in this group being from Oechalia. It says that there had been a king there, King Eurytus, who boasted to the high heavens that he could outsing the Muses. They got pissed off and maimed him. Teehee :) it also says they "ripped away his voice", so I guess that means made him unable to speak, and "wiped all arts of harping from his mind" which includes music, instruments, singing, or any fine art like painting, sketching, sculpting, the sciences, or acting. They took the creativity part of his brain out. I would be sad :(
Anyway, Nestor led that group with 90 ships.
Group 12 were primarily the Arcadians who didn't need ships, and I don't see anything that says who the leader was...
Group 13 was led by four warlords with 10 ship flotillas each. Don't ask me what that is, I have no clue. So, this group was primarily Epeans, I think...led by Thalpius and Amphimacus, then the next part of the group was led by Diores, and then the last part of the group was led by Polyxinus
Group 14 were the ocean men led by Meges with 40 ships
Group 15 were the Cephallenian companies (including those of Ithaca, so I bet this one was Odysseus' group)...Yup! I was right. It's Odysseus' group with 12 ships
Group 16 were the units of Aetolia led by Thaos with 40 ships
Group 17 were the Cretans and the Meriones led by Idomeneus with 80 ships
Group 18 more miscellaneous led by Tlepolemus with 9 ships
It says that when he had become of age, Tlepolemus (the son of Heracles, not Hercules...I'm slightly dyslexic) killed his father's uncle, Licymnius and fled his home country from the death threats he'd recieved from his brothers. But Zeus loved him and he settled in Rhodes and became, like, Top Dog or some shit...I don't know. I also don't know why he killed his uncle. I'll check him out on Wikipedia. Eventually...
Group 19 [I have no clue how many friggen groups there are, but this feels redundant and I HATE repetitiveness] were a small miscellaneous group led by Nireus who was said to be the most handsome man to ever have come to Troy. So basically, Homer just said this guy was the sexiest man in the country...damn. And they had 3 ships.
Group 20 [I think this is the last group] were the island countries led by Antiphus and Phidippus with 30 ships
-gasp- FINALLY!!
.....
Oh f*** are you shittin' me? Oh okay never mind this is the group that Achilles would've led but since he quit, it's tellin what's up with that.
That group was of the Achaeans, Hellenes, and Myrmidons with 50 ships, with Achilles as their leader. But Achilles wasn't there. So they didn't have a leader.
Achilles was hangin' out at his ships pissed over losing Briseis. Understandable.
Really? There's seriously STILL more?! Okay. Fine. Group 22.
Group 22 were who gives a shit and were originally led by Protesilaus before he died. He'd been killed by a Dardan. His place was then taken by Podarces, his younger brother with 40 ships
Y'all just bear with me another half hour then you can go check out a different part of my blog. Imma post some stuff on my Music and Movies Blog and also on my Bored Blog when I get done with this. Here's the links: http://www.becauseimbored-allison2433.blogspot.com/ ; http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/
Okay, next group.
Group 23 was led by Eumelus with 11 ships
Group 24 was led by Philoctetes with 7 ships, but they had no captain cuz he'd been bitten by a viper. Medon took his place. It says that Medon was the bastard son of Rhene (the mom) and Oileus (the dad). I don't see how that's significant, but Homer called someone a bastard, so I'll shed some light on it.
Group 25 was led by the two skilled healers Podalirius and Machaon, brothers. With 40 ships.
15 minutes, guys.
Group 26 was led by Eurypylus with 40 ships
Group 27 was led by Polypoetes with 40 ships. He was vengeful toward the enemy as was Leonteus
Group 28 was led by Guneus with 22 ships.
Group 29 was led by Prothous with 40 ships
Yay! No more groups! Thank God...but now it's gonna list the bravest or something...oh well. That's shorter.
The Names: Telamonian Ajax, Achilles (best of them all), 9999999999999999o sorry there was something stuck between my keys. After Achilles on the list, Atrides Agamemnon, ...randomly cut off...
Okay. Done with the list. So, it's talking about all the armies going out to meet the Trojans at battle, on their way to take their individual positions.
F***. Now I have to list the Trojans. Screw that, I'll pick up there either tomorrow or Monday. I'm clockin' out 5 minutes early today. Sue me.
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(to be continued...)
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
MY Version of The Iliad (Book 1) along with additions and comments
I have to read the Iliad for homeschool. I keep putting it off because every time I try to read it, I can't keep focused on it. I have to write summaries on the individual books. It has books instead of chapters. I figure if I post summaries on here (as vulgar as they may be in MY version) then it'll keep my attention better. And also, I'll be halfway done with my work. I just have to re-word it.
Right now I'm reading Book 1 of The Iliad. Being that I already know everything that's in the Iliad and the Odyssey, you would think this would be more interesting for me because I LOVE mythology. I also love reading. But I don't have much time...and I REALLY don't wanna pull all-nighters.
So basically, what I've gotten so far is that Achilles has a REALLY bad temper. And him and Agamemnon end up fighting (this is just introducing the conflict). See, Apollo was pissed off at Agamemnon for spurning his priest (I have no clue what "spurning" means, but I know what he did specifically. I'll get to that.) so he sent this "plague". Which caused Achilles and Agamemnon to turn on each other.
What had happened was that Agamemnon had the hots for Chryses' daughter (that's the priest) so he took her. Then Chryses came down to see Agamemnon and he brought like a shitload of money and junk as ransom. He was gonna pay pretty much anything asked of him. But for protection, he brought Apollo's wreathes in case Agamemnon got pissed at him. He came down and begged the entire Achaean army (Agamemnon and his brother Menelaus in particular) for his daughter to be set free and he said he'd pay them anything and he blessed them and he gave them the ransom.
The Achaeans defended him because he was Apollo's priest and so Apollo would be on his side. They asked that Agamemnon just accept the ransom and let the girl go. But Agamemnon didn't want the ransom. And he just started acting like a dick and was like "Don't ever let me see you here again, old man. Don't drag your feet leaving, either. Apollo's staff and wreathes won't save you then. I'm not gonna give up the girl. She'll die in MY house in MY country of old age before that happens. She'll be slaving away at the loom and forced to share my bed. Now leave!! Don't tempt me and you can get out alive."
Sounds like a bad first impression to leave on the parents of the person you have eyes for...it also kinda sounds like he just told the guy "Teehee I'm gonna rape your daughter". Awkward...
Anyways, the priest just had the living crap scared outta him. So he left, and when he got a safe distance away, he started desperately crying out to Apollo (reminds me of my church...sorta). He said "If I ever found favor in your eyes, then hear me right now. Pay the Danaas back- your arrow for my tears."
So Apollo heard him. And he was PISSED. He went into this psycho rage, grabbed his arrows, went down from Olympus, and started shooting his arrows at the ships where Chryses had gone to ask for his daughter back (he wasn't there now, but Agamemnon and his men were). First he was shooting at their mules. Then their dogs. Then at the actual people themselves. He kept going at it night and day. They didn't know when or if it would stop.
It lasted for nine days. On the tenth, Achilles started freaking out and got together all the ranks. He did it on impulse because Hera sent it to him to do cuz she was, like, mortified over what was going on. She was...fond of the Achaeans. "We're gonna get the hell up outta here and go home if we have to. But first, let's ask a prophet and figure out what the crap is going on."
Calchus got up. He was the clearest of all of the "seers" by a LOT. He knew EVERYTHING. He'd been the one to lead the Argive ships to Troy with his powers. He told Achilles that he would explain everything, but that Achilles had to promise him protection because once he explained it, SOMEONE in the audience would be a bit...irked, put lightly.
Achilles promised him that he'd keep him safe and that nobody as long as himself was alive would put their hands on him. "Not even if you mean Agamemnon who thinks he's the best of the Achaeans."
He explained the situation and said that the only way Apollo would stop is if they gave the girl back to her father, NO ransom required, AND carried a sacred hundred bulls to Chryse town.
I don't know what Chryse town is...but since the priest dude's name is Chryses, I'm guessing it's wherever HE'S from.
So, when Calchas finished, he sat back down. Then Agamemnon jumped up and he was all pissy and just...kinda whiney and selfish and childish at the same time. He went off on Calchas first. He accused him of only seeing the bad news. He started pouting pretty much, because he ranked Chryseis (the girl) higher than Clytemnestra (his wife). He said he'd give her back if it would stop the insanity. He said he just wanted to keep his people safe. He also said he wanted a different prize. And straight off. Otherwise he'll just keep her and let them die. He's just a freakin' ray of sunshine, right?
Achilles answered back immediately. He pours on the compliments to get him all buttered up, and then he was like "Well what the crap are WE supposed to give you? I mean, GOD I haven't heard of some random treasure just lying around somewhere that hasn't been unclaimed just waiting for us to go find it to give to you. Every bit of treasure we have has been dispersed among our people evenly. What, do you want us to just go grab it from the people and say 'Oh, sorry, we need this back'? That's ridiculous! Just give them the girl back. We'll figure out a way to pay you back later. Hell, we'll pay you back three or four times over."
But then King Agamemnon shot back immediately. "As brave as you are, you aren't seriously trying to cheat ME are you, Achilles? You won't get past me like that. What do you want? You get to keep your own prze while I sit here with nothing? Is that why you want me to give her back? Nuh uh. If y'all can find something of equal satisfaction for me, then that's cool, I'll give her back. If not, I'll just take yours or Ajax's or Odysseus' prize. I'll take her myself and let the man I take her from choke on their rage. Whatever. We'll talk about this later. Right now, let's go get a ship and some oarsmen and a sacrifice and we'll take Chryseis too. One of the lead captains can command the ship. Ajax, Idomeneus, Odysseus, or you, Achilles, (the most violent man alive) can calm the god yourself."
Just putting this in here...Agamemnon is being a selfish, immature asshole. He sounds like every other man that has ever lead a country (see http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/ for my opinion on wars and the death penalty. It's in one entry together).
Anways, Achilles was getting kinda pissed. He told Agamemnon that he's greedy and shameless and he said that he didn't understand how the soldiers could take orders from someone like him. They sit there and happily fight for him and do everything he asks and it's all just friggen peachy. But he himself couldn't do that. He said that the Trojans never did any damage to himself personally. He said that the army had followed Agamemnon to please HIM and fight for HIM and to win HIS honor back.
Then Achilles turns to Menelaus. "And YOU! You don't even CARE! You don't look one way or another, yet right now you're sitting here threatening to take away my prize. Nothing I get is EVER equal to what YOU have. MY side does all the fighting, yes, but then when we divide up the rewards, YOU get the bigger share and I get the leftovers. But I love my prize because I've exhausted myself fighting for it. I'm going back to Phthia. It's WAY better to go home. I'm not gonna stick around waiting on you two hand and foot."
I am claiming myself to be on Achilles' side. Just sayin'. He has REASON and non-bias judgement. He wants what's best for the PEOPLE. Agamemnon is just being selfish and Menelaus is being greedy. I know the names are...difficult. But they're Greek. So...
Agamemnon shot back at Achilles. He was like, "LEAVE by all means if you wanna go home. I'm not gonna ask you to stay. Not on MY account. I don't need you. Plenty of others will take my side and honor me. Zeus above them all. I hate you most of all of the warlords who are loved by the gods. You're so completely engrossed in these stupid wars and bloody gorey battles. What if you ARE a great soldier? That's just a gift you got from a god. Go home if you want. And for those of you who plan to stay, throw it in THEIR faces."
Turning back to Achilles again, "You ARE nothing to me. You and your short temper. But consider yourself warned: since Apollo insists for me to give up Chyseis, I'll send her back in MY ships with MY crew. But I'll be there in person at YOUR tents to take Briseis - YOUR prize. Maybe then you'll realize how much greater I am than you. And the next person who tries to test me, go for it. Strength for strength."
So...I guess that it's a safe bet to assume that when they use the term "prize" in this context, they mean the beautiful women of the places they had conquered. If only the NAMES weren't so tricky...check me out! Making stuff make since...
So anyways, when Agamemnon finally shut up, Achilles realized he had lost his argument and he was somewhere between completely falling apart emotionally (love does that to a person - love for Briseis, his wife) and royally pissed off. Some heads were gonna roll. He went into a rage. He contemplating whipping out his sword right then and just slicing Agamemnon and be done with it. He also thought at the same time he should just let himself calm down. His mind was jumping back and forth between the two.
For those who don't know about Achilles' temper, he killed ALOT of people. He would have random temper tantrums and just kill the people over it. But right now, I'm taking his side because Agamemnon is being a selfish asshole and Achilles is on defense. AND trying to control his temper. But I can't blame him for being pissed. I would be too if someone said they were gonna dump the person they "love" and come steal off the one I love. Who loves ME. On second thought, he should prolly just slice the bitch (bitch = Agamemnon). Saves a lot of time. Plus he keeps his lover. Win win :)
So anyways, he's contemplating this trying to control himself, and then the second he drew out his sword, Athena and Hera haul ass from heaven and jump down in the middle of it.
Hera loved both of the men. Pallas Athena obviously did not.
Athena came up behind Achilles, grabbed him by the hair (not the modern-day little cat-fight grip. She had him by the friggen skull). No one but Achilles could see her (if this was the same Achilles that I think it is, he was part god himself. But not his week spot: his ankle. Read the myth of Achilles' Heal). He spun around, immediately knowing who she was. And she was NOT a happy camper.
Achilles started, like, rambling. Sorta speachless. No surprise. "Why, why now? Why do you come now? To see this insanity that Agamemnon is committing? I'm telling you the truth. I'll make him pay for his arrogance with his life."
Athena told him that she had come to "check his rage". In other words, to make sure he didn't do anything stupid. "Hera rushed me down here. She loves you both. Just as much as the other. Stop fighting!! Don't even THINK about pulling out your sword. Just threaten him. With the consequences of his actions. Besides, I have something to tell you. And I KNOW it's the truth. One day, many rewards will be given to you. To pay 3 times over for his outrage. But right now, you have to remain calm. Back down. Obey both of us."
Achilles immediately submitted. "I have to...if you two command it, you're to be listened to even if a man's heart breaks with rage. He's much better off listening to you. If he obeys, the gods pay closer attention to his prayers." Well OBVIOUSLY since the whole PROBLEM right now is Apollo having listened!! Actually, Phoebus Apollo didn't CAUSE it. Agamemnon did. I should kick his ass...but I will not because he's a book.
So Achilles put his sword away. He listened to Athena. Then she went back to Olympus.
Okay, here's a little background. Athena (Pallas Athena) was born to Zeus alone. He birthed her from his head. That must've been painful...and Apollo (Phoebus Apollo) was her twin. Which, frankly, I don't get how because he was born to Zeus and Leto. Athena had no mother. And Hera hated her. She probably hated Apollo, too, because Zeus was a manwhore.
Hera was his wife. She was the protector of families, particularly the wife. And she herself made it her goal to mercilessly kick the ass of any woman Zeus cheated with. Which were a lot. Even if the woman didn't do it intentionally (like with Perseus. see Clash of the Titans), Hera made it her goal to make her life a living hell. She didn't do that in the movie, but Hollywood poorly portrays a lot of things.
Anyways, in order to get back at Zeus for the way he got Athena, Hera tried to do the same. That's how she got Hephaestus. But he was disfigured. Or deformed. Something like that. And Zeus kicked him out of heaven. But he married one of the goddesses and they were obviously happy together because there's always a reference made to the other any time one is brought up. I can't remember which goddess it was though...it starts with an "A"...Artemis, I think. One of the eternally virgin goddesses.
There were 3 virgin goddesses: Artemis (Diana), Hestia (Vesta), and Pallas Athena. Vesta was the sister of Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. Not to be confused with Hera, who was the wife's protector, she herself was the protector of the hearth and home. Now you've got the background. Back to the story.
Wait! I forgot something! Okay, so Zeus is known for being the carrier of the lightning bolt. Well, Athena was his favorite of his children, so he entrusted her with sheild of thunder, and, on some occasions, his lightening bolt as well. Okay, NOW back to the story.
So as soon as Athena was gone, Achilles spun straight back around to Agamemnon. Did not chill out at ALL. He called him a cruel, heartless drunk. "You always HIDE from the battles. You have never fought WITH your men. You don't risk ambush with them. You find it safer and easier to hide out in the camps and take the BIG prizes, then if someone puts you in your place, you revoke THEIR prize. You avoid anywhere that might be dangerous. You're a greedy coward. If it wasn't for Athena, this outrageous thing you do now would've been your last. But this I will swear to you. Someday, you and the rest of your armies are gonna want me back here. But then, Atrides, as much dismay as you'll be in wanting me back, it's gonna suck to be you. Nothing you do will save you. Your hordes of fighters will drop and die. They'll be cut down by Hector." My little insert here: Hector was the Trojans' Achilles. "Then you'll desperately cry out raging at yourself for having disgraced the best of the Achaeans!"
Okay, Imma take a quick sunchip break cuz Harvest Cheddar is the shiz. So, Imma go do that, then I'll come back to this shortly.
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Back! Sorry, that took longer than expected...had to go clean the bathroom. But, yeah, and also it has come to my attention that this entry thing is, like, really long. Sorry about that :/ okay back to the story.
When Achilles had made his oath, he had done it by a scepter. The significance of the scepter was that it was the weapon of which Zeus had commanded them to use. This was an ordinary scepter, but it still had the same significance of it. When he had finished making the oath, he slammed the scepter onto the ground and then took his seat once again. Agamemnon glared at him, but Nestor came between them. Apparently, he was a REALLY good schmoozer.
"No more, please! If you continue, really, really bad stuff is gonna happen to Achaea. The Trojans will be victorious against us! They'd love to hear you two bickering like this. First in the councils, then it'll be in war. Stop. Please. Listen to me! You're both younger than me, and in my day I fought with men who were better than any of you, but they didn't drive me to this extent! I've never seen such men...I never will again."
Then he listed a bunch of names that we don't care about. (For those who wanna know anyway, here's the list: Pirithous, Dryas, Caeneus and Exadius, and Polyphemus [the cyclops, son of Poseidon/Neptune], Theseus [Aegeus' son]) He said that they were the strongest mortals ever bred on earth.
They fought against the strongest, too. Centaurs...wild mountain beasts...they tore them down. "And I ranked the same as them...I came fresh out of Pylos. Far away from my home...they asked for me specifically. I fought on my own, single-handed. No one alive nowadays could've beaten those fighters. But they took to heart what I had to say. So now, YOU listen. Submitting leaves us all better off. Don't take the girl, Agamemnon, powerful as you are. Just leave her. Same as she was given by the Achaeans.
"And you, Achilles, don't hope for the chance to fight against your king. No one can surpass the things given to the king. You know that. Strong as you are, the child of a goddess, he is more powerful because he rules over the kingdom. Atrides, calm yourself. Chill out, man. It's me. I'm begging you, cool your jets against Achilles. He is over all the armies. He's braced for everything war could throw at him."
I'm pretty sure Atrides and Agamemnon are the same person...but I'm not entirely sure yet...okay, I just peeked at the introduction. I don't understand what good it is. All it does is summarize the Iliad itself. It doesn't tell anything about the characters...but I have maps! I'm gonna find some online later, though...
So anyways, Agamemnon who's still havin a hissy fit shoots back "Yeah, old man, everything you just said is true, but he's trying to control EVERYTHING! And there's one I know who won't yeild to HIM. What if the gods made him a spearman? Is he allowed to hurl insults at ME?"
"Yup!" Achilles broke in. I like him. He's a smartass. "I'd be called a worthless, burnt-out coward if I obeyed every friggen order you gave. You can tell the others what to do. Don't command me to do shit. I'll never yeild to you again. And you can take this to heart: I'm not going to war over that girl. For anyone. Ever. You gave her away and now you're trying to take her back! But all the rest is in MY possession. Not one bit of it will you be able to take without my giving it to you. Try to. Do it. That way the men can see the blood from your back gush out around my spear!"
When they were done griping, they pouted back to their ships. Achilles back to his where his friend Patroclus was, and Agamemnon back to his own where he gathered the cattle for the sacrifice, 20 oarsmen, and Chryseis. Odysseus was set as Captain.
Everyone boarded the ships. They launched out into the seas and the troops were told to wash so that they might purify themselves from the plague. They did as they were told and made sacrifices to Apollo.
So, all the men were occupied doing what they were doing. But Agamemnon refused to end his fight with Achilles. He called Talthybius and Eurybates, his two "heralds", which I'm guessing is whoever is next in command under him. His ready and willing assisstants..."Go take Briseis from Achilles' home by the hand and bring her here. If he won't surrender her, I'll do it myself with an army backing me up, and it'll just be worse off for him."
Then he sent them off. They did as he asked, against their will. They saw Achilles sitting outside of his home. And he wasn't particularly fond of the situation when he saw them coming. They were afraid. They stood there speachless - not having spoken a word - but Achilles sensed it. He knew why they were there. And he knew they were afraid. He broke the silence for them.
"Welcome! Come closer. You haven't done me any harm. I don't blame you. No one but Agamemnon. He is the one who sent you for Briseis. Patroclus, bring her out and hand her to them so they can take her back. But they will both be my witnesses. The man is letting his fury get the better of him. He isn't thinking ahead. There'll be a time when the army needs me to save their asses."
Patroclus did what he was told. Briseis went with them, regretting every step...Briseis should kick Agamemnon's ass when she gets there. You don't come between two people who are in love. It's not right. There's a couple other people I'd like to say that to...(read my main blog http://www.allison2433.blogspot.com/ for my poems and to get to know things about the people I'm closest to.)
When they took her, Achilles wept. He went away alone and sat on the beach staring down the waves. Reaching out his arms, he prayed again and again to his mother. "You gave me life...as short as it may be...so at least Zeus should give me honor...but he's giving me nothing...Agamemnon gets everything and now he's disgracing me and taking what all I have left...and he tore away MY prize for himself..."
His mom heard him. She came up from the seas where she was seated with her father and she comforted him. "Honey, don't cry...what's wrong? Why are you so depressed? Please tell me. It's not good to keep things bottled up."
And then he just...poured it all out to her. He asked that she go to Zeus and convince him to let the Trojans become powerful in the war...that they be helped by Zeus. But only to the point where Atrides realizes the mistake he made in disgracing Achilles.
Then Thetis starts bawling (that's his mommy) and she said "Why did I even give birth to you? All I had was doom...you have a short life...and you could sit there and linger by the ships without a grief in the world. But now your life isn't just short, it's filled with heartbreak and dispair...more than any other man and twice as doomed. I bore you to a cruel fate...but I'll ask Zeus as you want me to. But you keep clear of the fighting. Zeus and all the other gods and goddesses with him went to dine with the Aethiopians. But when he comes back to Olympus in 12 days, I'll ask him."
So, then his mom left, and he sat there alone, depressed and sulking. Meanwhile, Odysseus was getting closer to Chryse Island with the sacrifice. Odysseus brought Chryseis to her father while the rest of the crew was preparing the sacrifice. Odysseus explained to Chryses why it was that he was sent and he told him about the sacrifice as well.
Chryses was thrilled, and hugged his daughter and was all happy and junk. So they did the sacrifice and Chryses prayed to Apollo on their behalf and right now everything seems all hunky-dorey except the rat bastard whiney king still has Briseis. Right now it's just giving the gorey details of the sacrifice...something about 5 pronged forks...what does that have to do with anything? Morons.....So then they had a huge feast off of the offering once the sacrifice was made...and they sucked up to Apollo by singing to him and he was all warm and fuzzy inside. Yay.
Bear with me, people, I know this is really long and I apologize for that. But I have to do this so I can make a real summary. This is a rough draft. The real thing is gonna be WAY shorter. I just have to do the rough draft so the book keeps my attention. I'm slightly A.D.D. so I'm easily distracted. But I love books...I'm just a strange person.
So, anyway, they camped out there and when it was morning, they went back to the ship to sail home. Apollo sent a strong-ish wind so they'd get home faster. Then they started singing again. Ya know, if Hollywood got ahold of this, I'd bet they'd turn it into a musical. Damn directors...
Actually, I take that back. Damn the directors that think all movies should be musicals. And damn the ones who think all movies should be 3D. Watch them make a 4th High School Musical now just so they can do it in 3D. I'll do a rant on High School Musical later on my Music/Movies Blog. Which is convenient because this kinda applies to both... Here's the link to that blog (or you could just click it from my profile cuz it's still on this same account) : http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/
See, now I'm off subject. And you thought I wasn't really A.D.D. I got off topic just by thinking.
So, anyway, they got home and everybody went back to their own ship in their own little shelter place. Like a boat home I guess.
So everything is normal and fine again for everyone else, but Achilles is PISSED still. Like I said, you can't really blame the guy. All he could do at that point was to sit at home being angry and depressed while waiting for himself to be needed in war.
Twelve days later, the immortal gods were on their way home with Zeus leading and Thetis hadn't forgotten the promise she'd made to Achilles. She went up to Olympus and found the "son of Cronus" (I have no clue who that is because Zeus was the son of two Titans. On second thought, that might've been his name.) So Thetis went to him, got on her knees, and begged that he honor Achilles.
So Zeus got all pissed off because if he sided with Thetis, it would put him at war against Hera. If he sided with Hera, it brings further disgrace to Achilles. He decided to grant her the wish, but he wanted her to leave immediately so Hera wouldn't catch them there. Zeus, being the god of oaths, had no choice but to keep his promise. He was the one who punished those that broke their promises because oaths were considered sacred.
So, Thetis left and Zeus went back to his thrown. But Hera already knew everything. She'd seen Thetis making plans with Zeus. So she taunted him.
"So which god were you plotting with this time? It's always pleasing to you to go behind my back and plan things that you know I wouldn't approve of. You never tell me about your plots and schemes. You'd rather do things your own way."
So Zeus was annoyed. "Hera, you don't need to know every single freakin' thought I have. Leave it alone. If there's anything you need to know, I'll tell you before I tell anyone else. But, frankly, it's none of your business. If I have plans besides those that you need to know about, then you need to mind your own business because it doesn't concern you."
Hera was shocked (drama mama). "What are you talking about? I've never pried into your business before. You can scheme all you want to for all I care. But right now...I'm just afraid that Thetis has won you over...that's all. Do you have any clue what you just agreed to? Did you put ANY thought into it whatsoever? This will end badly."
Zeus shot back. "You drive me completely insane; are you aware of that? You're SO insecure and nosey and skeptical and every little thing makes you suspicious. No matter what I say or do, you always wanna know every detail. But what are YOU gonna do about it, even if you were right? Nothing. The only thing you can do is to put more distance between both of us and I'll be even LESS likely to talk to you about this stuff. Which kinda backfires on your part. If your paranoia has served you to be right this time, then SURE maybe it IS my pleasure to go behind your back. Just go sit down and shut up. Obey me, because I'm the most powerful in Olympus. Mess with me, none of the others could protect you when I come to strangle you."
I like him. He's funny.
But now Hera was even MORE shocked and she was terrified. She did what she was told. Which made all of the other gods afraid as well. Hera doesn't take orders. She taunts the one who gives them. Hephaestus got up and tried to comfort his mother, Hera.
"It would really suck if you two had to battle things out by putting the gods into the chaos in defense of mortals. No one can be happy when there's chaos and destruction. Please try to get back on his good side, mom, so that our Father won't turn on us. You know I'm right. What if he decides to blast us from our seats?" It seriously says that last sentence word-for-word in the book. No lie. He continued, "Go back to him, mama, and soothe him with soft words. Then everything will be good again."
He handed her something to drink. "Be patient, mama. I know you're upset, but if you become impatient, I'll have to watch him beat you right in front of me. I'd be crushed because I wouldn't be able to save you. I couldn't fight Zeus. He's too strong. Do you remember the last time I tried to protect you from him? He grabbed me by the foot and threw me from the threshold and I didn't stop falling til the end of the day when I landed in Lemnos. But the nurses took care of me there."
Hera smiled and took the cup. Then he passed around nectar for the rest of the gods and goddesses to drink. Then they were all laughing and happy.
For the rest of the day they feasted and listened to Apollo's lyre and the Muses singing to it.
When the sun went down, they all went to bed.
Right now I'm reading Book 1 of The Iliad. Being that I already know everything that's in the Iliad and the Odyssey, you would think this would be more interesting for me because I LOVE mythology. I also love reading. But I don't have much time...and I REALLY don't wanna pull all-nighters.
So basically, what I've gotten so far is that Achilles has a REALLY bad temper. And him and Agamemnon end up fighting (this is just introducing the conflict). See, Apollo was pissed off at Agamemnon for spurning his priest (I have no clue what "spurning" means, but I know what he did specifically. I'll get to that.) so he sent this "plague". Which caused Achilles and Agamemnon to turn on each other.
What had happened was that Agamemnon had the hots for Chryses' daughter (that's the priest) so he took her. Then Chryses came down to see Agamemnon and he brought like a shitload of money and junk as ransom. He was gonna pay pretty much anything asked of him. But for protection, he brought Apollo's wreathes in case Agamemnon got pissed at him. He came down and begged the entire Achaean army (Agamemnon and his brother Menelaus in particular) for his daughter to be set free and he said he'd pay them anything and he blessed them and he gave them the ransom.
The Achaeans defended him because he was Apollo's priest and so Apollo would be on his side. They asked that Agamemnon just accept the ransom and let the girl go. But Agamemnon didn't want the ransom. And he just started acting like a dick and was like "Don't ever let me see you here again, old man. Don't drag your feet leaving, either. Apollo's staff and wreathes won't save you then. I'm not gonna give up the girl. She'll die in MY house in MY country of old age before that happens. She'll be slaving away at the loom and forced to share my bed. Now leave!! Don't tempt me and you can get out alive."
Sounds like a bad first impression to leave on the parents of the person you have eyes for...it also kinda sounds like he just told the guy "Teehee I'm gonna rape your daughter". Awkward...
Anyways, the priest just had the living crap scared outta him. So he left, and when he got a safe distance away, he started desperately crying out to Apollo (reminds me of my church...sorta). He said "If I ever found favor in your eyes, then hear me right now. Pay the Danaas back- your arrow for my tears."
So Apollo heard him. And he was PISSED. He went into this psycho rage, grabbed his arrows, went down from Olympus, and started shooting his arrows at the ships where Chryses had gone to ask for his daughter back (he wasn't there now, but Agamemnon and his men were). First he was shooting at their mules. Then their dogs. Then at the actual people themselves. He kept going at it night and day. They didn't know when or if it would stop.
It lasted for nine days. On the tenth, Achilles started freaking out and got together all the ranks. He did it on impulse because Hera sent it to him to do cuz she was, like, mortified over what was going on. She was...fond of the Achaeans. "We're gonna get the hell up outta here and go home if we have to. But first, let's ask a prophet and figure out what the crap is going on."
Calchus got up. He was the clearest of all of the "seers" by a LOT. He knew EVERYTHING. He'd been the one to lead the Argive ships to Troy with his powers. He told Achilles that he would explain everything, but that Achilles had to promise him protection because once he explained it, SOMEONE in the audience would be a bit...irked, put lightly.
Achilles promised him that he'd keep him safe and that nobody as long as himself was alive would put their hands on him. "Not even if you mean Agamemnon who thinks he's the best of the Achaeans."
He explained the situation and said that the only way Apollo would stop is if they gave the girl back to her father, NO ransom required, AND carried a sacred hundred bulls to Chryse town.
I don't know what Chryse town is...but since the priest dude's name is Chryses, I'm guessing it's wherever HE'S from.
So, when Calchas finished, he sat back down. Then Agamemnon jumped up and he was all pissy and just...kinda whiney and selfish and childish at the same time. He went off on Calchas first. He accused him of only seeing the bad news. He started pouting pretty much, because he ranked Chryseis (the girl) higher than Clytemnestra (his wife). He said he'd give her back if it would stop the insanity. He said he just wanted to keep his people safe. He also said he wanted a different prize. And straight off. Otherwise he'll just keep her and let them die. He's just a freakin' ray of sunshine, right?
Achilles answered back immediately. He pours on the compliments to get him all buttered up, and then he was like "Well what the crap are WE supposed to give you? I mean, GOD I haven't heard of some random treasure just lying around somewhere that hasn't been unclaimed just waiting for us to go find it to give to you. Every bit of treasure we have has been dispersed among our people evenly. What, do you want us to just go grab it from the people and say 'Oh, sorry, we need this back'? That's ridiculous! Just give them the girl back. We'll figure out a way to pay you back later. Hell, we'll pay you back three or four times over."
But then King Agamemnon shot back immediately. "As brave as you are, you aren't seriously trying to cheat ME are you, Achilles? You won't get past me like that. What do you want? You get to keep your own prze while I sit here with nothing? Is that why you want me to give her back? Nuh uh. If y'all can find something of equal satisfaction for me, then that's cool, I'll give her back. If not, I'll just take yours or Ajax's or Odysseus' prize. I'll take her myself and let the man I take her from choke on their rage. Whatever. We'll talk about this later. Right now, let's go get a ship and some oarsmen and a sacrifice and we'll take Chryseis too. One of the lead captains can command the ship. Ajax, Idomeneus, Odysseus, or you, Achilles, (the most violent man alive) can calm the god yourself."
Just putting this in here...Agamemnon is being a selfish, immature asshole. He sounds like every other man that has ever lead a country (see http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/ for my opinion on wars and the death penalty. It's in one entry together).
Anways, Achilles was getting kinda pissed. He told Agamemnon that he's greedy and shameless and he said that he didn't understand how the soldiers could take orders from someone like him. They sit there and happily fight for him and do everything he asks and it's all just friggen peachy. But he himself couldn't do that. He said that the Trojans never did any damage to himself personally. He said that the army had followed Agamemnon to please HIM and fight for HIM and to win HIS honor back.
Then Achilles turns to Menelaus. "And YOU! You don't even CARE! You don't look one way or another, yet right now you're sitting here threatening to take away my prize. Nothing I get is EVER equal to what YOU have. MY side does all the fighting, yes, but then when we divide up the rewards, YOU get the bigger share and I get the leftovers. But I love my prize because I've exhausted myself fighting for it. I'm going back to Phthia. It's WAY better to go home. I'm not gonna stick around waiting on you two hand and foot."
I am claiming myself to be on Achilles' side. Just sayin'. He has REASON and non-bias judgement. He wants what's best for the PEOPLE. Agamemnon is just being selfish and Menelaus is being greedy. I know the names are...difficult. But they're Greek. So...
Agamemnon shot back at Achilles. He was like, "LEAVE by all means if you wanna go home. I'm not gonna ask you to stay. Not on MY account. I don't need you. Plenty of others will take my side and honor me. Zeus above them all. I hate you most of all of the warlords who are loved by the gods. You're so completely engrossed in these stupid wars and bloody gorey battles. What if you ARE a great soldier? That's just a gift you got from a god. Go home if you want. And for those of you who plan to stay, throw it in THEIR faces."
Turning back to Achilles again, "You ARE nothing to me. You and your short temper. But consider yourself warned: since Apollo insists for me to give up Chyseis, I'll send her back in MY ships with MY crew. But I'll be there in person at YOUR tents to take Briseis - YOUR prize. Maybe then you'll realize how much greater I am than you. And the next person who tries to test me, go for it. Strength for strength."
So...I guess that it's a safe bet to assume that when they use the term "prize" in this context, they mean the beautiful women of the places they had conquered. If only the NAMES weren't so tricky...check me out! Making stuff make since...
So anyways, when Agamemnon finally shut up, Achilles realized he had lost his argument and he was somewhere between completely falling apart emotionally (love does that to a person - love for Briseis, his wife) and royally pissed off. Some heads were gonna roll. He went into a rage. He contemplating whipping out his sword right then and just slicing Agamemnon and be done with it. He also thought at the same time he should just let himself calm down. His mind was jumping back and forth between the two.
For those who don't know about Achilles' temper, he killed ALOT of people. He would have random temper tantrums and just kill the people over it. But right now, I'm taking his side because Agamemnon is being a selfish asshole and Achilles is on defense. AND trying to control his temper. But I can't blame him for being pissed. I would be too if someone said they were gonna dump the person they "love" and come steal off the one I love. Who loves ME. On second thought, he should prolly just slice the bitch (bitch = Agamemnon). Saves a lot of time. Plus he keeps his lover. Win win :)
So anyways, he's contemplating this trying to control himself, and then the second he drew out his sword, Athena and Hera haul ass from heaven and jump down in the middle of it.
Hera loved both of the men. Pallas Athena obviously did not.
Athena came up behind Achilles, grabbed him by the hair (not the modern-day little cat-fight grip. She had him by the friggen skull). No one but Achilles could see her (if this was the same Achilles that I think it is, he was part god himself. But not his week spot: his ankle. Read the myth of Achilles' Heal). He spun around, immediately knowing who she was. And she was NOT a happy camper.
Achilles started, like, rambling. Sorta speachless. No surprise. "Why, why now? Why do you come now? To see this insanity that Agamemnon is committing? I'm telling you the truth. I'll make him pay for his arrogance with his life."
Athena told him that she had come to "check his rage". In other words, to make sure he didn't do anything stupid. "Hera rushed me down here. She loves you both. Just as much as the other. Stop fighting!! Don't even THINK about pulling out your sword. Just threaten him. With the consequences of his actions. Besides, I have something to tell you. And I KNOW it's the truth. One day, many rewards will be given to you. To pay 3 times over for his outrage. But right now, you have to remain calm. Back down. Obey both of us."
Achilles immediately submitted. "I have to...if you two command it, you're to be listened to even if a man's heart breaks with rage. He's much better off listening to you. If he obeys, the gods pay closer attention to his prayers." Well OBVIOUSLY since the whole PROBLEM right now is Apollo having listened!! Actually, Phoebus Apollo didn't CAUSE it. Agamemnon did. I should kick his ass...but I will not because he's a book.
So Achilles put his sword away. He listened to Athena. Then she went back to Olympus.
Okay, here's a little background. Athena (Pallas Athena) was born to Zeus alone. He birthed her from his head. That must've been painful...and Apollo (Phoebus Apollo) was her twin. Which, frankly, I don't get how because he was born to Zeus and Leto. Athena had no mother. And Hera hated her. She probably hated Apollo, too, because Zeus was a manwhore.
Hera was his wife. She was the protector of families, particularly the wife. And she herself made it her goal to mercilessly kick the ass of any woman Zeus cheated with. Which were a lot. Even if the woman didn't do it intentionally (like with Perseus. see Clash of the Titans), Hera made it her goal to make her life a living hell. She didn't do that in the movie, but Hollywood poorly portrays a lot of things.
Anyways, in order to get back at Zeus for the way he got Athena, Hera tried to do the same. That's how she got Hephaestus. But he was disfigured. Or deformed. Something like that. And Zeus kicked him out of heaven. But he married one of the goddesses and they were obviously happy together because there's always a reference made to the other any time one is brought up. I can't remember which goddess it was though...it starts with an "A"...Artemis, I think. One of the eternally virgin goddesses.
There were 3 virgin goddesses: Artemis (Diana), Hestia (Vesta), and Pallas Athena. Vesta was the sister of Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. Not to be confused with Hera, who was the wife's protector, she herself was the protector of the hearth and home. Now you've got the background. Back to the story.
Wait! I forgot something! Okay, so Zeus is known for being the carrier of the lightning bolt. Well, Athena was his favorite of his children, so he entrusted her with sheild of thunder, and, on some occasions, his lightening bolt as well. Okay, NOW back to the story.
So as soon as Athena was gone, Achilles spun straight back around to Agamemnon. Did not chill out at ALL. He called him a cruel, heartless drunk. "You always HIDE from the battles. You have never fought WITH your men. You don't risk ambush with them. You find it safer and easier to hide out in the camps and take the BIG prizes, then if someone puts you in your place, you revoke THEIR prize. You avoid anywhere that might be dangerous. You're a greedy coward. If it wasn't for Athena, this outrageous thing you do now would've been your last. But this I will swear to you. Someday, you and the rest of your armies are gonna want me back here. But then, Atrides, as much dismay as you'll be in wanting me back, it's gonna suck to be you. Nothing you do will save you. Your hordes of fighters will drop and die. They'll be cut down by Hector." My little insert here: Hector was the Trojans' Achilles. "Then you'll desperately cry out raging at yourself for having disgraced the best of the Achaeans!"
Okay, Imma take a quick sunchip break cuz Harvest Cheddar is the shiz. So, Imma go do that, then I'll come back to this shortly.
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Back! Sorry, that took longer than expected...had to go clean the bathroom. But, yeah, and also it has come to my attention that this entry thing is, like, really long. Sorry about that :/ okay back to the story.
When Achilles had made his oath, he had done it by a scepter. The significance of the scepter was that it was the weapon of which Zeus had commanded them to use. This was an ordinary scepter, but it still had the same significance of it. When he had finished making the oath, he slammed the scepter onto the ground and then took his seat once again. Agamemnon glared at him, but Nestor came between them. Apparently, he was a REALLY good schmoozer.
"No more, please! If you continue, really, really bad stuff is gonna happen to Achaea. The Trojans will be victorious against us! They'd love to hear you two bickering like this. First in the councils, then it'll be in war. Stop. Please. Listen to me! You're both younger than me, and in my day I fought with men who were better than any of you, but they didn't drive me to this extent! I've never seen such men...I never will again."
Then he listed a bunch of names that we don't care about. (For those who wanna know anyway, here's the list: Pirithous, Dryas, Caeneus and Exadius, and Polyphemus [the cyclops, son of Poseidon/Neptune], Theseus [Aegeus' son]) He said that they were the strongest mortals ever bred on earth.
They fought against the strongest, too. Centaurs...wild mountain beasts...they tore them down. "And I ranked the same as them...I came fresh out of Pylos. Far away from my home...they asked for me specifically. I fought on my own, single-handed. No one alive nowadays could've beaten those fighters. But they took to heart what I had to say. So now, YOU listen. Submitting leaves us all better off. Don't take the girl, Agamemnon, powerful as you are. Just leave her. Same as she was given by the Achaeans.
"And you, Achilles, don't hope for the chance to fight against your king. No one can surpass the things given to the king. You know that. Strong as you are, the child of a goddess, he is more powerful because he rules over the kingdom. Atrides, calm yourself. Chill out, man. It's me. I'm begging you, cool your jets against Achilles. He is over all the armies. He's braced for everything war could throw at him."
I'm pretty sure Atrides and Agamemnon are the same person...but I'm not entirely sure yet...okay, I just peeked at the introduction. I don't understand what good it is. All it does is summarize the Iliad itself. It doesn't tell anything about the characters...but I have maps! I'm gonna find some online later, though...
So anyways, Agamemnon who's still havin a hissy fit shoots back "Yeah, old man, everything you just said is true, but he's trying to control EVERYTHING! And there's one I know who won't yeild to HIM. What if the gods made him a spearman? Is he allowed to hurl insults at ME?"
"Yup!" Achilles broke in. I like him. He's a smartass. "I'd be called a worthless, burnt-out coward if I obeyed every friggen order you gave. You can tell the others what to do. Don't command me to do shit. I'll never yeild to you again. And you can take this to heart: I'm not going to war over that girl. For anyone. Ever. You gave her away and now you're trying to take her back! But all the rest is in MY possession. Not one bit of it will you be able to take without my giving it to you. Try to. Do it. That way the men can see the blood from your back gush out around my spear!"
When they were done griping, they pouted back to their ships. Achilles back to his where his friend Patroclus was, and Agamemnon back to his own where he gathered the cattle for the sacrifice, 20 oarsmen, and Chryseis. Odysseus was set as Captain.
Everyone boarded the ships. They launched out into the seas and the troops were told to wash so that they might purify themselves from the plague. They did as they were told and made sacrifices to Apollo.
So, all the men were occupied doing what they were doing. But Agamemnon refused to end his fight with Achilles. He called Talthybius and Eurybates, his two "heralds", which I'm guessing is whoever is next in command under him. His ready and willing assisstants..."Go take Briseis from Achilles' home by the hand and bring her here. If he won't surrender her, I'll do it myself with an army backing me up, and it'll just be worse off for him."
Then he sent them off. They did as he asked, against their will. They saw Achilles sitting outside of his home. And he wasn't particularly fond of the situation when he saw them coming. They were afraid. They stood there speachless - not having spoken a word - but Achilles sensed it. He knew why they were there. And he knew they were afraid. He broke the silence for them.
"Welcome! Come closer. You haven't done me any harm. I don't blame you. No one but Agamemnon. He is the one who sent you for Briseis. Patroclus, bring her out and hand her to them so they can take her back. But they will both be my witnesses. The man is letting his fury get the better of him. He isn't thinking ahead. There'll be a time when the army needs me to save their asses."
Patroclus did what he was told. Briseis went with them, regretting every step...Briseis should kick Agamemnon's ass when she gets there. You don't come between two people who are in love. It's not right. There's a couple other people I'd like to say that to...(read my main blog http://www.allison2433.blogspot.com/ for my poems and to get to know things about the people I'm closest to.)
When they took her, Achilles wept. He went away alone and sat on the beach staring down the waves. Reaching out his arms, he prayed again and again to his mother. "You gave me life...as short as it may be...so at least Zeus should give me honor...but he's giving me nothing...Agamemnon gets everything and now he's disgracing me and taking what all I have left...and he tore away MY prize for himself..."
His mom heard him. She came up from the seas where she was seated with her father and she comforted him. "Honey, don't cry...what's wrong? Why are you so depressed? Please tell me. It's not good to keep things bottled up."
And then he just...poured it all out to her. He asked that she go to Zeus and convince him to let the Trojans become powerful in the war...that they be helped by Zeus. But only to the point where Atrides realizes the mistake he made in disgracing Achilles.
Then Thetis starts bawling (that's his mommy) and she said "Why did I even give birth to you? All I had was doom...you have a short life...and you could sit there and linger by the ships without a grief in the world. But now your life isn't just short, it's filled with heartbreak and dispair...more than any other man and twice as doomed. I bore you to a cruel fate...but I'll ask Zeus as you want me to. But you keep clear of the fighting. Zeus and all the other gods and goddesses with him went to dine with the Aethiopians. But when he comes back to Olympus in 12 days, I'll ask him."
So, then his mom left, and he sat there alone, depressed and sulking. Meanwhile, Odysseus was getting closer to Chryse Island with the sacrifice. Odysseus brought Chryseis to her father while the rest of the crew was preparing the sacrifice. Odysseus explained to Chryses why it was that he was sent and he told him about the sacrifice as well.
Chryses was thrilled, and hugged his daughter and was all happy and junk. So they did the sacrifice and Chryses prayed to Apollo on their behalf and right now everything seems all hunky-dorey except the rat bastard whiney king still has Briseis. Right now it's just giving the gorey details of the sacrifice...something about 5 pronged forks...what does that have to do with anything? Morons.....So then they had a huge feast off of the offering once the sacrifice was made...and they sucked up to Apollo by singing to him and he was all warm and fuzzy inside. Yay.
Bear with me, people, I know this is really long and I apologize for that. But I have to do this so I can make a real summary. This is a rough draft. The real thing is gonna be WAY shorter. I just have to do the rough draft so the book keeps my attention. I'm slightly A.D.D. so I'm easily distracted. But I love books...I'm just a strange person.
So, anyway, they camped out there and when it was morning, they went back to the ship to sail home. Apollo sent a strong-ish wind so they'd get home faster. Then they started singing again. Ya know, if Hollywood got ahold of this, I'd bet they'd turn it into a musical. Damn directors...
Actually, I take that back. Damn the directors that think all movies should be musicals. And damn the ones who think all movies should be 3D. Watch them make a 4th High School Musical now just so they can do it in 3D. I'll do a rant on High School Musical later on my Music/Movies Blog. Which is convenient because this kinda applies to both... Here's the link to that blog (or you could just click it from my profile cuz it's still on this same account) : http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/
See, now I'm off subject. And you thought I wasn't really A.D.D. I got off topic just by thinking.
So, anyway, they got home and everybody went back to their own ship in their own little shelter place. Like a boat home I guess.
So everything is normal and fine again for everyone else, but Achilles is PISSED still. Like I said, you can't really blame the guy. All he could do at that point was to sit at home being angry and depressed while waiting for himself to be needed in war.
Twelve days later, the immortal gods were on their way home with Zeus leading and Thetis hadn't forgotten the promise she'd made to Achilles. She went up to Olympus and found the "son of Cronus" (I have no clue who that is because Zeus was the son of two Titans. On second thought, that might've been his name.) So Thetis went to him, got on her knees, and begged that he honor Achilles.
So Zeus got all pissed off because if he sided with Thetis, it would put him at war against Hera. If he sided with Hera, it brings further disgrace to Achilles. He decided to grant her the wish, but he wanted her to leave immediately so Hera wouldn't catch them there. Zeus, being the god of oaths, had no choice but to keep his promise. He was the one who punished those that broke their promises because oaths were considered sacred.
So, Thetis left and Zeus went back to his thrown. But Hera already knew everything. She'd seen Thetis making plans with Zeus. So she taunted him.
"So which god were you plotting with this time? It's always pleasing to you to go behind my back and plan things that you know I wouldn't approve of. You never tell me about your plots and schemes. You'd rather do things your own way."
So Zeus was annoyed. "Hera, you don't need to know every single freakin' thought I have. Leave it alone. If there's anything you need to know, I'll tell you before I tell anyone else. But, frankly, it's none of your business. If I have plans besides those that you need to know about, then you need to mind your own business because it doesn't concern you."
Hera was shocked (drama mama). "What are you talking about? I've never pried into your business before. You can scheme all you want to for all I care. But right now...I'm just afraid that Thetis has won you over...that's all. Do you have any clue what you just agreed to? Did you put ANY thought into it whatsoever? This will end badly."
Zeus shot back. "You drive me completely insane; are you aware of that? You're SO insecure and nosey and skeptical and every little thing makes you suspicious. No matter what I say or do, you always wanna know every detail. But what are YOU gonna do about it, even if you were right? Nothing. The only thing you can do is to put more distance between both of us and I'll be even LESS likely to talk to you about this stuff. Which kinda backfires on your part. If your paranoia has served you to be right this time, then SURE maybe it IS my pleasure to go behind your back. Just go sit down and shut up. Obey me, because I'm the most powerful in Olympus. Mess with me, none of the others could protect you when I come to strangle you."
I like him. He's funny.
But now Hera was even MORE shocked and she was terrified. She did what she was told. Which made all of the other gods afraid as well. Hera doesn't take orders. She taunts the one who gives them. Hephaestus got up and tried to comfort his mother, Hera.
"It would really suck if you two had to battle things out by putting the gods into the chaos in defense of mortals. No one can be happy when there's chaos and destruction. Please try to get back on his good side, mom, so that our Father won't turn on us. You know I'm right. What if he decides to blast us from our seats?" It seriously says that last sentence word-for-word in the book. No lie. He continued, "Go back to him, mama, and soothe him with soft words. Then everything will be good again."
He handed her something to drink. "Be patient, mama. I know you're upset, but if you become impatient, I'll have to watch him beat you right in front of me. I'd be crushed because I wouldn't be able to save you. I couldn't fight Zeus. He's too strong. Do you remember the last time I tried to protect you from him? He grabbed me by the foot and threw me from the threshold and I didn't stop falling til the end of the day when I landed in Lemnos. But the nurses took care of me there."
Hera smiled and took the cup. Then he passed around nectar for the rest of the gods and goddesses to drink. Then they were all laughing and happy.
For the rest of the day they feasted and listened to Apollo's lyre and the Muses singing to it.
When the sun went down, they all went to bed.
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